Yervant1 Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 STEVENS POINT, Wis. (AP) - If only all criminals were this helpful. A 24-year-old man called police to tell them he was trying to break into a church but he wasn't having much luck. Police said the found the man waiting at St. Paul's Lutheran church. The man told them he had hoped to be married in the church and was trying to use a metal shovel to break through the doors. He told them he figured they could help. Officers searched the man and found marijuana. He then invited them to his home, where he told them they would find more drugs. They did. He showed them his stash of marijuana and stolen prescription drugs. The man was arrested on charges of criminal damage to property, possession of drugs and paraphernalia, police said. Town officals were astounded. "There aren't many arrests like that," Police Chief Jeff Morris said. SHEBOYGAN, Wis. (AP) - Too bad nobody told him his fly was down. A 22-year-old man was arrested for drug possession after police found a marijuana pipe and drugs stashed in his underwear. Police made the arrest after they found the man's car stuck in a ditch in the Town of Wilson. According to a criminal complaint, the man's pants were undone and officers asked if there was anything illegal in his clothing. They found a pipe and a small amount of marijuana. The Sheboygan man was charged with misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia, felony marijuana possession and operating a vehicle after having his license revoked, police said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 C'mon Sip fess up! Now we know the reason of that extended absence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 This isn't nearly as bad as having sex with a dead deer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 This isn't nearly as bad as having sex with a dead deer. Wow. The court motion actually quotes Billy Crystal!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted March 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 More news from Wisconsin. SHAWANO, Wis. (AP) - Deputies got a surprise answer when they asked a man if an item in his bedroom was for smoking marijuana, a criminal complaint says. "That's not a dope pipe, it's my bomb," Eugene Hansen told them, according to the complaint filed in Shawano County Circuit Court. Hansen, 48, of Wittenberg, could face up to six years in prison and a $10,000 fine on a felony charge of possessing improvised explosives. He also faces a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct. The complaint said sheriff's deputies responding to a complaint March 1 were told Hansen was intoxicated and was causing a disturbance. When they questioned him in his bedroom, they saw several electronic items, pipe fittings and wiring, as well as the suspected marijuana pipe, the complaint said, and Hansen told them he uses bombs to blow up toilet paper rolls. Sheriff's investigator Randy Giese said a search found bomb-making components but no actual explosive materials that could have led to more serious charges. "He had the basics of a bomb, things that could be used in bomb-making," Giese said. Hansen is due back in court March 19. Jackass???? EAU CLAIRE, Wis. (AP) - Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire. Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court. Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said. According to the complaint: Anderson pulled down his pants and let Peterson spray him with lighter fluid. When the fire didn't catch, Peterson sprayed more lighter fluid on Anderson, splashing some on his clothing. He tried again to light the fire, catching Anderson's genitals, hands and clothes. Anderson ran into the bathroom, jumped into the tub and put the flames out. Other guests took him to Luther Hospital, and eventually he was treated at the Regions Hospital Burn Unit in St. Paul, Minn., for second-degree burns. Anderson told police who were called to the hospital that he didn't want anyone to get in trouble because of the stunt. Peterson was freed on a $2,000 signature bond. He has a hearing scheduled April 16. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted June 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 When I said only in Wisconsin, I knew it would come to this. SUAMICO, Wis. (AP) - Only in Wisconsin do beer and exercise mix. Several hundred people laced up Sunday morning for a three-kilometre charity race in which suds were the refresher of choice. Competitors in the 19th annual Beer Belly Two might not be considered athletes but they know how to have a good time. "My kids are running it, so hopefully they're already at the finish line and I'll see them in an hour or so," said racer Doug Burmeister. "You know, there's a lot of beer stops." The race has raised more than US$350,000 for local charities since its inception. Beer Belly veteran Mike Marin said this is one workout he can really get into. "This way the wife allows me to have a couple of beers because you're doing something," he said. "A little exercise, you kill two birds with one stone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karnoug Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 When I said only in Wisconsin, I knew it would come to this. SUAMICO, Wis. (AP) - Only in Wisconsin do beer and exercise mix. Several hundred people laced up Sunday morning for a three-kilometre charity race in which suds were the refresher of choice. Competitors in the 19th annual Beer Belly Two might not be considered athletes but they know how to have a good time. "My kids are running it, so hopefully they're already at the finish line and I'll see them in an hour or so," said racer Doug Burmeister. "You know, there's a lot of beer stops." The race has raised more than US$350,000 for local charities since its inception. Beer Belly veteran Mike Marin said this is one workout he can really get into. "This way the wife allows me to have a couple of beers because you're doing something," he said. "A little exercise, you kill two birds with one stone." Years ago I used to work for a company whose headquarters were in Green Bay, WI. I asked some of the girls I would talk to on the phone on a daily basis what there was to do in WI...their answer.... "drink beer and have sex".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Years ago I used to work for a company whose headquarters were in Green Bay, WI. I asked some of the girls I would talk to on the phone on a daily basis what there was to do in WI...their answer.... "drink beer and have sex".... Is that true Sip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Yervant1 Posted June 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Years ago I used to work for a company whose headquarters were in Green Bay, WI. I asked some of the girls I would talk to on the phone on a daily basis what there was to do in WI...their answer.... "drink beer and have sex".... You need to add "food" to the list. The food portions in restaurants are twice the size of big cities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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