Azat Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the Next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. More lessons will be available later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vava Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Good lesson! Just in case, I told the wife that Jay (the guy next door) owes me twenty. So bring on lesson two.... She'd kill me if she read that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Good lesson! Just in case, I told the wife that Jay (the guy next door) owes me twenty. So bring on lesson two.... She'd kill me if she read that.... Shame on you Vava, for twenty? You are going to the dog house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted November 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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