Maral Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 (edited) You can't leave now we must decide what kind of marinating sauce should we use, honey garlic for example or something else altogether. ok so I was not THAT done...dijon/olive oil/garlic/lemon/white wine... and a bit of cayenne pepper so it HURTS! Edited February 23, 2006 by Maral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 yeah some people just don't get the message ok I'm done Yeah yeah....it's easy for you to say; you only have 6 votes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Yeah yeah....it's easy for you to say; you only have 6 votes they know who is craving the attention and who isn't obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 they know who is craving the attention and who isn't obviously craving attention my eye; that's you missy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 craving attention my eye; that's you missy!!! Did you say CARVING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 (edited) No, no guys , you have it all wrong. Even though I cherish the adulation and the honor, I cannot be the roast master. I just ran out of charcoal, or was it gas. No, it can’t be gas as there is more hot air where this is coming from. I still insist that we have sample taste before we proceed. Speaking of which; Two cannibals catch themselves a missionary and dance in joy with fork and knife in hand in anticipation of the “barbeque" to follow. Wait a minute. Do cannibals use forks and knives? The missionary tells them they would be highly disappointed. No, no say the cannibals. We have had missionaries for dinner before and we know how delicious they are. Not me, says the missionary. Here I’ll give you a sample. And he reaches down, cuts a slice off his leg and offers them. The cannibals take a bite and… yech! Poo! Horrible taste! They let the missionary go. The missionary was an amputee and he had an artificial wooden leg!!! ------ Another cannibal story; Two cannibals catch themselves a missionary, and after all the trials and tribulations they cannot decide which part will be eaten by whom. They flip a coin. Heads will start at head and tail will start at the lower extremities. And the feast begins. Some time into the smosgasbord the guy at the top who was chomping away at the neck takes a break and asks his partner how he was doing. The partner replies; Wow! This is wonderful! I am having a ball! Not fair! Exclaims the partner at the top. Hey! Slow down! You're going too fast!! Edited February 23, 2006 by Arpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanetsi Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Someone please explain to me how this roast will work :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 As the apparent toast master elect of this "khorum" may I suggest that this thread be closed, since as suggested in the first "cannibal" story above, the sample, the "wooden leg" will not taste very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted February 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 ok - the pool is closed "By the power invested in me , by Garo The Admin ...I now give you The Roast One and Only Taguhi Of Armenians Anahid The RoAst May The Roast Master cut the chit chat and start Master Arpa The Stage is yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 ok - the pool is closed "By the power invested in me , by Garo The Admin ...I now give you The Roast One and Only Taguhi Of Armenians Anahid The RoAst May The Roast Master cut the chit chat and start Master Arpa The Stage is yours I don't think Arpa will touch this with a ten feet stick.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 I don't think Arpa will touch this with a ten feet stick.. You're right Yervant. No, no sireli Mosjan. I meant to close down the whole thread, since as I intimated before; IT WIL NOT TASTE GOOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 (edited) You're right Yervant. No, no sireli Mosjan. I meant to close down the whole thread, since as I intimated before; IT WIL NOT TASTE GOOD. How about if we pour some maple syrup on the wooden leg to hide the bad taste.. Edited February 23, 2006 by Yervant1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 How about if we pour some maple syrup on the wooden leg to hide the bad taste.. Ah! That Qubecois/Canadian/Vermont maple syrup! I doubt if barrels and cisterns of syrup, even if it may be Haykakan Rup (do you notice that the Armenian word "rup" for syrup is so precariously close to "sy-rup") of any make will make this thread taste any better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Ah! That Qubecois/Canadian/Vermont maple syrup! I doubt if barrels and cisterns of syrup, even if it may be Haykakan Rup (do you notice that the Armenian word "rup" for syrup is so precariously close to "sy-rup") of any make will make this thread taste any better. I tried, I guess it will not work. I'll just finnish my single malt drink and call it a night. Talk to you later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted February 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Ah! That Qubecois/Canadian/Vermont maple syrup! I doubt if barrels and cisterns of syrup, even if it may be Haykakan Rup (do you notice that the Armenian word "rup" for syrup is so precariously close to "sy-rup") of any make will make this thread taste any better. Master Arpa is that the best you can do ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Master Arpa is hiding!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 (edited) I don't think Arpa will touch this with a ten feet stick.. Yervant1; you have a biiiiiiiigggg and a very negative mouth!!!!!!! Edited February 24, 2006 by Anahid Takouhi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 Yervant1; you have a biiiiiiiigggg and a very negative mouth!!!!!!! Please Anahid don't shoot the messanger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 Please Anahid don't shoot the messanger. Would you have liked it if I said the same thing to someone who was going to answer about you in a quite negative way? I doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 So how do we divide 69 by a half? And pleeeease, before you all start giggling, I'm not referring to a list or an auger. half of 69 would be rosie palms I guess. ok ok, now I go and hide so Movses dont give me a warning for being nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 Would you have liked it if I said the same thing to someone who was going to answer about you in a quite negative way? I doubt it. Anahid again you are coming to conlusions on your own. That saying meant Arpa was not going to do it. It had nothing to do with you relax please. If it meant for you I would be a man and accept it. Also roasting is done for now save your energy for the next one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted February 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 ok i guess Maestro Arpa did not wish for it to happen sorry kids no roast or no Anahd roast lets roast MAral TAntig and no arpa can't be the Roast Master Arpa you offfffffffff the list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted February 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 half of 69 would be rosie palms I guess. ok ok, now I go and hide so Movses dont give me a warning for being nasty. no Azat jan no need to hide bro i know haw to find you you will be in next Aznavur HAmerg - next wine testing event in LA - next Chocolad Show .... NU Zayets ... Nu POgadi !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 ok i guess Maestro Arpa did not wish for it to happen sorry kids no roast or no Anahd roast lets roast MAral TAntig and no arpa can't be the Roast Master Arpa you offfffffffff the list We have already rostaed Maralik, kind of? Looky here; http://hyeforum.com/index.php?showtopic=9368&hl= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 Also roasting is done for now save your energy for the next one. Yeah...next time we'll roast you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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