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What Do You Do For A Living?


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Can you make a living from that?

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I was just kidding Shkara ;)

I'm like you, a mechanical engineer, to be more precise in lasers

I work for Boston scientific, I mean...... I do business with them by making medical devices and molds

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One time a man in a posh car drives to a shephard who is tending a large herd of sheep. He says "If I can tell you how many sheep exactly you have then can I have one of your sheep?" The shephard agrees. The man sets up his laptop, hooks up to a satellite receiver, takes a picture from a satellite, simulates, analyzes, and after a few minutes comes up with the exact number of sheep. Then he gets one of the sheep into his car and is getting ready to leave. Then the shephard says "If I can guess what you do for living can I have my sheep back?" The man thinks there is no chance that a shephard who only knows sheep can make such a guess, so he says OK. The shephard says "You are a consultant". The man is shocked because that is exactly what he does for living. He can't help but ask how the shephard could guess. The shephard answers

"First of all, you showed up uninvited. Second of all, you are saying something that I already know. Third of all, you don't know a thing about my business, now give me back my dog"

 

Now can you guess what I do for living? :)

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Eh, Azat, you too must be a consultant :)

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Cant say I have not done that. :lookaround:

 

ok no more jokes. I am an R&D Director(software)

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