Nané Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 If You Love Somebody In which category do *you* fall? "The Old Version" If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was.... "The New Versions" Pessimist If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was. Optimist If you love somebody, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back. Suspicious If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why. Impatient If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her. Patient If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ... Playful If you love somebody, Set her free ... * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat * Vengeful If you love somebody, Set her free... If she doesn't come back, Hunt her down and shoot her. C++ Programmer if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she= new CShe; Animal-Rights Activist If you love somebody, Set her free... In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! Lawyers If you love somebody, Set her free... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... Bill Gates If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. Biologist If you love somebody, Set her free... She'll evolve. Statistician If you love somebody, Set her free... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. Schwarzenegger's Fan If you love somebody, Set her free... SHE'LL BE BACK! Overpossessive If you love somebody don't set her free. HR Specialist If you love somebody set her free By Offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her. MBA If you love somebody set her free... instantaneously...and look for others simultaneously Psychologist If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy. Somnambulist If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, it's a nightmare If she doesn't, you must be dreaming. Rhett Butler If you love somebody set YOURSELF FREE If she asks you why say you don't give a damn. ERP Functional Expert If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis Finance Expert If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad. Marketing Expert If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 I fall in the lawyer category. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 I am more of none of the above ... if I love somebody then she is free to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armjan Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 errata, C++ doesn't use free, but consider... #include #include main() { if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free(); if(m_she == NULL) CShe m_she= new CShe(); } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 I am more of none of the above ... if I love somebody then she is free to begin with. style_images/master/snapback.png Then you won't mind if I borrow her will you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 You are free to try as much as you want ... the keyword there is try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koko Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 (edited) hahahahaha thank's for a good laugh... "Psychologist If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy." iskakanic vor shad djisdh@ nailed Edited February 17, 2005 by koko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 (edited) I just read this link. I am for the Rhett Butler category. Edited November 13, 2005 by Anahid Takouhi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 I just read this link. I am for the Rhett Butler category. Also the Schwarzenegger's fan, the biologist, the playful, the programmer and the animal rights activist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armjan Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 (edited) if u love somebody, then you'll prolly not want to do this... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5305279580707421379 Edited April 7, 2006 by armjan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Before seeing the video below I was inclined to answer as Biologist: Biologist If you love somebody, Set her free... She'll evolve. if u love somebody, then you'll prolly not want to do this... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5305279580707421379 After seeing the video I stay firm as the rest of my "brothers"! Lawyers If you love somebody, Set her free... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 (edited) Damn lawyers @ video ... Edited May 2, 2006 by Sip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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