ckBejug Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 "How many political idealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many? None. Political idealists can't change shit." (modest mouse member isaac brock - rolling stone magazine) ----- How many surgeons does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He holds up the light bulb and the world revolves around him. ----- How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb Only one but the bulb has to really want to change. ----- How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb? Racists have always been in the dark... ----- How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? JUST ONE, OKAY?!? DON'T YOU THINK WOMEN CAN DO ANYTHING MEN CAN?!? ----- How many microsoft employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 to give useless advice then refer you to the next in an endless circle, then 1 to write a program to do it for you, 1 to put a ridiculous price on that program, and one to sell you the additional software to run that program. and finally, the program doesnt work and you start again in the dark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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