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"How many political idealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

How many?

 

None. Political idealists can't change shit."

 

(modest mouse member isaac brock - rolling stone magazine)

 

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How many surgeons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He holds up the light bulb and the world revolves around him.

 

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb

Only one but the bulb has to really want to change.

 

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How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Racists have always been in the dark...

 

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

:angry: JUST ONE, OKAY?!? DON'T YOU THINK WOMEN CAN DO ANYTHING MEN CAN?!?

 

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How many microsoft employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3 to give useless advice then refer you to the next in an endless circle, then 1 to write a program to do it for you, 1 to put a ridiculous price on that program, and one to sell you the additional software to run that program. and finally, the program doesnt work and you start again in the dark!

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