The Ultimate Response To A Dear John Letter...

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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend.In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

 

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

 

 

 

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back

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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend.In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

 

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back

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hahhahhaha, good one.

 

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Dear John,

 

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart.

 

I was a fool! Nobody can take your place. I love you.

 

All my love,

 

Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx

 

 

P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.

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And another thing....

 

Easy to do 'Dear John' letter.

Edited February 2, 2005 by Justlooking

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That is what you call, a "good one".