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Letters to Him!

 

Mikhail Dimov is a Latvian who embarked on a wonderful project. The project is called “Kids writing letters to God”. The book contains 3500 entries written by kids aged 7-12 years old. The book reminded me another book called (Russian title) “Ot dvuh do peti” – a collection of aphorism of kids. Here are some of the short letters. Please bear with me, because the translation is mine!

 

OK, Christ has suffered because of humans, but why humans suffer?

 

Grisha, 4 grade

 

People suffer so much on Earth, is it true that your Hell is even worst?

 

Radik, 4 grade

 

Can you give me Luck and inflatable boat?

 

Arvid, 3 grade

 

Why you make us live and then – suddenly we are dead?

 

Vasia, 2 grade

 

Oh, God, why I’m the way I am?

 

Alla, 3 grade

 

Why our wounds are healed and yours are not?

 

Denis, 4 grade

 

How you differentiate between woman’s soul and man’s soul? By the penis?

 

Vova, 3 grade

 

Why you created this world? Don’t you see what a huge mistake that is?

 

Marina, 4 grade

 

Yesterday I read that a newspaper died. Where you going to sent his soul?

 

Sasha, 4 grade

 

I’m so tired of this life. Studying,, studying all the time like a fool!

 

Senia, 3 grade

 

How many are the believers, among the believers?

 

Zoia, 4 grade

 

Dear God, take me back to you. Here is so boring.

 

Vasia, 2 grade

 

If you have created the Woman first, you should have not deal with ribs latter!

 

Vova, 4 grade

 

Please grant health and happiness to my mama, grandma, uncle Fedia, uncle, Sasha, uncle Boria and the rest of my fathers.

 

Nikita, 2 grade

 

Please, make life simpler!

 

Paul, 4 grade

 

Please don’t count our time spent in prayers!

 

Ianis, 3 grade

 

Surprise me God!

 

Arthur, 3 grade

 

I would like to have quite and calm when I’m old!

 

Yura, 1 grade

 

Save people not from sins, but from loneliness!

 

Sergey, 3 grade

 

That’s it! I know what love is! Love is a naked woman!

 

Andrew, 3 grade

 

Please watch me carefully, Oh God because I don’t want to do something stupid!

 

Alik, 1 grade

 

You know what? Mama left us and now me and my father need a woman’s touch!

 

Venia, 2 grade

 

Please forgive all my sins. I know that they are not many, but I didn’t know that you exist!

 

Shurik, 2 grade

 

Eh, if you know me better while I was at the kinder garden. I don’t look that good anymore.

 

Sveta, 2 grade

 

Ah, you are Clever! At the beginning you allow people to sin and then they feel sorry and You forgive them. Looks like you are always good! Clever!

 

Tolik, 4 grade

 

I went to the cemetery and I saw something that shocked me. A big black stone with an inscription: MAMA. And that is it.

 

Vania, 4 grade

You know what, since I know that you exist I never cheat in class.

 

Ina, 2 grade

 

Don’t ask everybody to pray to you. That is not modest!

 

Valia, 4 grade

 

It seems to me that you take our most talented people before their time, maybe because you like them too.

 

Ostap, 3 grade

 

I write to you from the orphan house. This is a place where they sent kids because of the bad deeds of their parents.

 

Aria, 4 grade

 

The flowers that you created are much better than your other creation – the human!

 

Galia, 4 grade

 

You know what, although I think I don’t feel that I have a soul, from time to time it hearts me.

 

Roman, 2 grade

 

The time when we sleep…, why it is counted as life? That is not right. Even when we dream we don’t eat.

 

Genia, 4 grade

 

Oh, my God, when I read the inscriptions on memorial graves I wonder where all the bad people are buried?

 

Oleg, 4 grade

 

The Parents – this is our pain!

 

Vladik, 1 grade

 

When will Christ come for the second time. We the humans, should be prepared, not as it happened the first time.

 

Alina, 4 grade

 

 

 

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How you differentiate between woman’s soul and man’s soul? By the penis?

 

    Vova, 3 grade

 

 

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I think this is going to be my new pickup line. Baby I will let you have access to my soul... :D

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"Please grant health and happiness to my mama, grandma, uncle Fedia, uncle, Sasha, uncle Boria and the rest of my fathers."

 

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:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

Fyodor Multiversovich, you have a smart little child writing letters to God, while you search for some multiverses. Not good! But he does have your genes, eh? :D

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Please grant health and happiness to my mama, grandma, uncle Fedia, uncle, Sasha, uncle Boria and the rest of my fathers.

 

    Nikita, 2 grade

 

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Domino, what did you do to leave such an impression on this 9 year old little girl?

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