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tghaner (SINGLES) zgush klineq ara:)))))) 1. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. 2. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." 3. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." 4. A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted." Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." 5. The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?" 6. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. 7. Sixty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. 8. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. 9. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know yet son, I'm still paying." 10. Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son." 11. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." 12. A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A billionaire." 13. The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it. 14. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. 15. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 16. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. 17. You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she. 18. Personally, I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention. 19. Husband: "Want a quickie?" Wife: "As opposed to what?" 20. My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two wives! 21. How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. 22. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. 23. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 24. Words to live by: Do not argue with a woman who is packing your parachute.

Dear Rubo Yes its very indeed fascinating and I have to agree with you in as far as Gurdjieff. I guess he said it the way Gurdjieff would have said it, kind of a artist in his domain, but lately I came to do research on Socrates’ and Plato's works, and not to think they (including Greek philosophy in all) didn’t contribute or spooned today’s thinkers, scientists, artists, etc... It would be a false statement to make to one who didn’t came across and really understood Plato, in his work (Plato) he expresses exactly what Gurdjieff is at list trying to say. And it’s fair to recall Albert Einstein’s famous words “God does not juggle dice” And Steven Hawking “God does juggle dice after all” Peace Mher

Spirituality/Humanism It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously. I also cannot imagine some will or goal outside the human sphere.... Science has been charged with undermining morality, but the charge is unjust. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death. • ALBERT EINSTEIN I belive Humanism, in all its simplicity, is the only genuine spirituality! Peace Mher

Dear Sheaphan/ES Your comments (in ES's case the introduction of the master Joggi Vasadev) I found it very interesting, and who says you can't be spiritual and be a man of a science at the same time. Spirituality must raise from with in ones self; it is not a religion radar way of Live, to me at list. I have been riding George Gurdjieff, 1866-1949, one of the great minds of modern times ( by the way he is half Armenian) never less a great human being, I’m sure Pluto, Aristotle, Dante etc....., must of been in some form of Spiritual persons in there own domain. Peace Mher

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Thus, there are two possibilities: 1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose. 2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. If we accept the postulate given to me by a young lady during my first year, "It will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you", then number 2 above is not true and so Hell is exothermic. I belive i'll have a drink:) hello fellow Armenin's and guests Nice to be here regards to you All