hi , my name is DeLaLa , and i am single . I really quite like being single. Except for the bit about not having a man. my armenian bottom is my natural enemy ... having an armenian bottom is like living with the enemy...not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we are looking the other way ... my armenian bottom follows me around my entire life, right behind me , and constantly growing . but ... how does the famous saying go ... behind every great woman, theres a man checking out her bottom !
MY TURN ON'S ? I've always wanted to date a gynaecologist. I wanna know I'm special !
MY TURN OFF'S ? smelly feet !
http://www.everestmax.com/images/in-feet.gif
Well, you know what it's like at the start ... when they're all fiery-eyed, and eager, and they haven't seen you naked yet. And it's like he's smashing at your door with his mighty battering ram. And he's promising to ravish you forever. So you brace yourself for man overload, and throw open the doors, and what do you find standing there? An oversized toddler who wants his dinner. And before you can say, "There's been a terrible mistake," he's snoring on your sofa, the fridge is full of empty bottles and the whole place smells of feet.
oh... and an advice from woman to woman ... never offer a man food and sex in the same place!...and if there's something to read in the loo he may never leave!