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yep, because you would vote for a cracked up homosexuel who never says a word... and wat about kyoto? the liberals wer really good at respecting it werent they? when gas emissions actually went UP! real nice... btw, guess who got the greenest prime minister award...Brian Mulroney, a conservative prime minister

you got me there but still. its not logical...(this is in response to ak-47) martin had 2 years to recognise the genocide...Harper did after a few months in power...but ya your right, its so Martin who deserves praising right now...

martin didnt do anything...as usual. the reason it was ever even mentionned in parlament was because of the conservatives and domino, I'm really beginning to wonder where you get your information

Top 11 reasons the Sep 11 highjackers were not Armenians 11. Their "good-by"-s at the airport would take hours !!!! 10. 8:45am is way too early for Armenians 9. Armenians are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights. 8. Hot girls on the planes would distract them. 7. Once in the air, they would argue and talk loud and at the same time 6. Free food and drinks on the plane 5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a BMW with chrome alloy wheels not a Ford. 4. They would start fighting with each other to decide who would fly the plane. 3. Everyone, wanting to be the boss, would start a big fight on the plane. 2. Their mothers would have told them to be home for dinner at 6PM. 1. They would have told everyone months before they were going to do it. =.=.=.=.=.==.=.=.=.=.=.==.=. In Paris recently, an Armenian thief almost managed to steal several paintings from the Louvre. But during his escape, his van ran out of gas and he was captured. After the incident was televised, a reporter asked the would-be thief what had happened. He replied, "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh!" =.=.=.=.==.=.=.=.=.=.==.=.=.=.= When Nigoghos was still a taxi driver and working on April 24, he happened to have two elderly ladies as passengers and at a cross roads, he had to stop for a while to allow the Armenian demonstration and placards to go through.. While waiting, one elderly lady with poor eyesight asked the other - - "Any idea what's this demonstration all about ? - "I don't know, it looks like the farmers are protesting about the low price of turkey...." LONG LIVE HAI TAD ! Garbis ==.=.=.=.=.==.=.=.=.=.=.=.==.=.=.=.=. Q: what do you call the parking lot next to an Armenian church? A: park Asdoudzo Q: what did the boy say to his father when he opened his Christmas present and saw a pair of socks? A: cool-ba! Q: in what direction do the lambs in Armenia walk? A: sheep-sheedag!! Q: what car do bald Armenian men drive? A: maz - da!!! Q. what do you call an empty bus? A. busbarab Q. what do you call a ship that goes straight? A. shipshidug Q. what do you call a skinny Jap? A. nipp nihar Q. what do you call a horse from Melbourne? A. melbournetzi Q. what do you call a stupid president? A. abush Q. what do you call a guy under power? A. varooj Q. what do you call Kevork dancing? A. barkev Q. what do you call half a rose? A. vartgess Q. what do you call a quiet cat? A. soosig poosig Q. what would you call a windy Abba concert? A. abbahov Q. what do you call a sweet nutty daughter? A : aNoush Q. what do you call that injection that hurts? A. Ass segh WARNING : DO NOT TRY THESE JOKES ON AN ODAR THEY WILL LAUGH AT YOU NOT AT THE JOKE =.=.=.==.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.==.=.=.=.=.=. Regular FRIENDS V/S. ARMENIAN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food…. ARMENIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs….. ARMENIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents' mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry…. ARMENIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back…. ARMENIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you… ARMENIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing…. ARMENIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door…. ARMENIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while….. ARMENIAN FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will ignore this…. ARMENIAN FRIENDS: Will forward this ! =.=..=.=.=.=.==.=.=.=.=.=.===.=.=.=.=.=.==.==.==.= Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Armenians up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing. "The Lord said, "Armenians are Armenians, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you really want to know how really bad it can be, call the Devil. "The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute."The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there. "The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. wow what was the question? " Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said , "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damn Armenians have put out the fire, they hot wired the electric system and are trying to install air conditioning!! =.=.=.=.=.==.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=. AN ARMENIAN GUY (VARTGES) WRITES LETTER TO HIS AMERICAN BOSS Dear Mr. Williams... Sireli baron Williams... I said not to say it but it did not happen... Chesem asei cheghav... If this continues like this my smoke will be turned off... Yete asang sharoonagvi mookhes bidi mari... On Wednesday i told Peter that i'll not come tomorrow because i'm sick and my heart is getting mixed... Chorekshapti esi vor Peter-in vaghe bidi chi kam vorovhedev hivantem yev sirdes ge kharnevigor... But Peter said "you must come because there is many work to be done"... Paits Peter-e esav "anbayman bedke kas vorovhedev ahakin kordz ga"... Obliged before the dogs shit, we got up and came... Esdibvadz shoonere chi kakadz, yelank yegank... My sleep was running from my eyes, but i did not say anything... Koon-es achkeres ge vazergor, payts pan me chesi... He said "make this telephone to these people", i said "on my head, i do"... Esav vor "ays martots heratsayn ere", esivor, "kelkhoos vera, genem"... But when he said "throw an eye on these calculations", my head was thrown... Payts hedo yerp esav "ays hashivneroon vera achk me nede", tapas nedets... I am where, a counting where... Yes oor, hashvabahootiun-e oor... This is putting me in place of a donkey... Asi indzi eshoo degh tenl-e... Everbody knows he is took and run... Amen mart kide ir arav pakhav ellal-e... But one time he has entered your eye you give him the just... Payts meg ankam achket meder-e iravoonke iren goodasgor... Enough already, he brought me from my nose and mouth... Al ge pave, kites pernets perav... One day i'll be angry and i will make one his nose and mouth... Or me yesal bidi cheghaynanam yev kit-e peran-e meg bidi enem... Thank you very much, and please tell him to make this his earring... Shad shenorhagalem, yev ge khentrem-vor iren eses asiga aganchin ogh ene... If he falls with me, i will not stay under... Yete hedes ina, yes dag-e bidi chi menam... =.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.==.=. you know your armenian when... Your last name ends in '-ian' or '-yan' There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them. You make coffee in a saucepan. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for 10 years. You call an older person you've never met before "uncle", aunty" You do all the housework and cooking if you are female. Your relatives alone could populate a small city. Everyone is a family friend, or somehow related to you. You always try moving out of home but always end up returning. You are a hard core carnivore Instead of cooking a meal for 4 you cook for 10 When you have a dinner party there is enough food to last for the next 2 months. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within 250 miles radius. You get very upset when an airline refuses to accept your luggage which is just 80lbs. overweight. You're about to leave someone's house and you end up having another hour long conversation at the door You’re walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all 25 members of your family who have come to pick you up. You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you (again) the story of how he had to walk miles to get to school. You are always taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go. Your mom seems to think her future lies at the bottom of a little coffee cup Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids. No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming for a visit. Getting somewhere two hours late is considered getting there 'On time' Getting somewhere on time is considered getting there 'early' Terms of endearment include sacrificing one's self as well as eating body parts. Examples include: I will die for your height (boyeed mernem), your head, your eyes, your nose, etc; make me blind (vay koranam yes); I'll eat your liver (jigar-ed oodem)

no no, its just that the do it on the sunday like that everyone is off work and school so...higher attendace. I cant go on the 24th cause I have school so...

domino reads scholarly journals?

great news! problem is, do they have qualified teachers to fill up those schools?

hey I was just wondering if there are any forum members from montreal going to the memorial on sunday for the ceremony... if you are, I'm not very hard to miss, I,m the guy that doesnt look armenian

Ooooh great! another promise from a clinton! just like her husband....lets see what happens if she comes to power...will our genocide even be mentionned? or is it gonna be the republicans that are going to cause all the ruccus this time...

well said arpa...let us march into battle, always ready to turn the toher cheek! lets see how far that'l take us....

well...ya lol. but its not a bad thing either. English is the language of the world...proof is were speaking it now arnt we? I'm trying to get back to gaelic tho, obviously I'm not going to learn it. but I like the mythology and a couple words and expressions would be nice...I'l work on that lol cheers

agreed Accelerated: well said as well

as much as I hate to admit it I agree with you too. but I guess the positive side is it will avoid all those goddamned vandalisms and skinhead protests on april 24th...and I get a good chuckle at seeing turkey roll on its back and pissing itself everytime another country abandons them. it'l never get old

What bothers me is the UN, they already recognised it as genocide years ago! why this kind of crap? Their a bunch of hypocrits...the supposed defendors of freedom of speeche and they bow to turkey? fun ey? its no wonder the five permanent members of the security councel are US, France, Russia, China, and Britain...they happen to be the biggest weapons dealers in the world and also the most corrupt in the world... its quite nonsense. what kind of an example are they setting? Who are they to interfere in Sudan now when on the other hand their encouraging the killing to go on!

great news! I like Arnold, i LOVE how he talks tho...just try and picture him saying all that stuff in the article, except with his accent. its a serious subject but it must be hilarious when he makes a speeche! cheers Arnold

my king, dont mind him, he himself is quite confused... zerderer...are you retarded? My eyes still hurt from what you previously wrote...if you dont remember, let me remind you: "If AG was not a crime, so You cannot wait any restoration" sine when is genocide not a crime? did you knwo the term "crimes against humanity" that bush utters in everyone of his texts was originally used to describe the armenian treatment in the ottoman empire? did you know that the AG is the most documented and closely followed genocide in the world? you truly are a sic prick you know that? how was the systematic annihilation of a 5000 year old people NOT A CRIME? when someone calls ataturk a homo, thats a crime, but a genocide? naaah. you disgust me! obviously we have to be realistic tho, Im not here to claim long lost kurd and turk infested territories, I'm not here to ask for outrageous amounts of money in reparations, I only want to know that my people wont turn into a chapter in history. I only want to know that our historical constructions, the traces that we were there and the knowledge of what happened be remembered. I want to know that the crosses off our beautiful churches arnt removed and that our glorious fortresses arnt turned into meuseums. thats all...

so the conquistadors whiping out the myas was not genocide? you have weird logic you know that...

ok enough! Elie Weasel is a good guy. he did alot to promote our genocide. after all he was part of the convention that recognised it as a genocide. so what if he promotes the suffering of his people? has he no right to mourne his own dead? he himself is a survivor of the holocaust. oh but no your right, wer the only ones allowed and when someone helps us...hes not doing enough so we have to bash him, until we make him hate us so much that he never wants to work for us again. and even after that, we dont try to understand...we further bash him! for gods sakes people used to bash poor Hrant dink...now that hes dead hes everyones hero and a great man! i swear some armenians are such hypocrits!

It seems only natural u turks dont hate us as much, simply because you have not been through wat we have. you havnt felt the pain that we felt, your wounds dont have salt on them to this day. it only natural you dont hate me because i didnt do anything to you. but i hate you, I hate you because I know that your a living reflection of what happened in 1915. I hate you because its you, who isnt doing your possible so that justice is finally served. where did you get that? I'm not willing to mindlessly kill a turk. I'd live side by side with a turk, but I will do all my best to educate him, until he understands and knows what happened on these lands he takes for granted...the land he calls "mother turkey" used to be "father armenia". but im going to tell you this. the minute that turk lays a hand on me...I wont hesitate to send him to the grave!

Because it is an insult! thats what you dont understand! the debate stage has long passed! it is fact, turks dont want to accept it. it is an insult damn it! what is wrong with you?! do you even recognise it as genocide? or are you hear to present childish excuses at why so many innocent people died? if you are, I'v heard enough of this from other turks im not interested in hearing the same crappy arguments!

your right...the Ataturk comment was out fo place, I'l just wait til you notice it on the "humour" section, there I'l bash you to my hearts desire. turko-armenian relations cannot get any better. I find it quite amusing really that you come here playing the bigger man, posing as the victim. yes, we armenians create myths, its our fault we were wiped out, its our fault you closed your borders for it all. i suppose your expecting an apology? turks are demons only because in the single millenium of their existence they have done so much to reinforce my theory that turks cannot be considered human beings.

armenian pressures? where do you come from? the forum is starting to smell of dung again... seems you guys are crowding here. you here to defend atatturks heterosexuality? you see, the greeks are smarter then that. if you call him a homosexuel, they knew you guys would get pissed off. but if you do your crazy skin head protests, youl only prove that on top of that your homophobic... why are you here anyway? your going to try and prove all these armenians wrong? your going to stick your nose in and present crappy excuses for arguments? you can turn it into whatever you want. its still part of our heritage. akhtamar will always be a church. it is one of our most beautiful ones too. you can remove the cross and write mohammed all over it it'l still stay our church. your government is good at brainwashing turks but wer not as dumb. you probably think hagua sophia was built as a mosque...

well, who cares if hes armenian or not? if he does end up being an armenian...why should we be proud of him? because he denys it and says hes jewish? or because he makes butloads of money without giving a dime back to his starving brothers and sisters in gyumri and so on? but then again thats just me and my waky opinions...right?

then do so...

wow...well said! and Personally, It's clear that she recognises it as a genocide. she made it pretty obvious. she had no arguments to defend herself. maybe she didnt want to. you can tell she felt bad about what she was doing. lets hope at some point shel wake up and realise that u gain a REAL ally, and a LOYAL one if you recognise it. instead of being "good playmates" with the worlds b*tch (turkey)