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Azat took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Anahid?" asked Azat. "I want to get weighed," said Anahid. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Azat again asked Anahid what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Azat lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," Anahid responded. By this time, Azat figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?" Anahid responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

jusat one look at the vice president chaney the DICK and wonder why his wife and doughter are lesbos. I miss Clinton days men, at list he knew how to screw properly

No Yervant, it was Ian Gilan of deep purple who sang Jesus, Jesus Christ Superstar by Andrew Loyd Weber

how could they made me forget the 8 tracks ?? one was for warm up (berry white), and for grand finaly was Tom Jones.

yes! why have more?

Amy: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Maral: About 45 pounds!! Amy: What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? Maral: About 45 minutes !!

Harut: Azat dzadza, why you say sorryyyyy and Disneyland have lots in common? Azat dzadza: Harut jan, because they both cause you to stand around for an 2 hours waiting for a two minute ride!

eli es mer top mook@ sxal bana xmell hastat Mook jan meet our annamous mook, he is the top mook, the mook of all mooks, anarxist mook, bayts mer hamov mookna. enpes vor lezu gti het@ te che astvats chani kataxets

at first i gave you the benefit of the dought that you might be somewhat salvageable but i was wrong above post by you is not a post of a sane person. its not your foult, its the foult of the ones who dident pay attantion when you were growing up sad indeed

no comment, you said it all

See you don’t get my point Tigran, You constantly are putting your self in a position where you become a target, digging a hole from which you can’t get out. By coming to Armenian forum and constantly bashing at Armenians, to the mother of your own child and expect to get sympathy from members? You are arrogant and ignorant, now, ignorance I can tolerate, but arrogance is totally another matter. You never met another Armenian, it’s always she said her family said. Looks like you need to start doing your own homework and let your arrogant self be educated a little about Armenians.

verji vercho Hye e che? Aryatsi Hye inch kasess hayrenakits? ari espes anenq, kes jampen ari kesnel menq kganq, nstenq hangist zrutsenq inchne aveli npatakaharmar mer es tarabaxt azgin es oreris? miasnutyun te masnatum, mtatsenq te yerkir inchpes amratsnenq te masnatenq. yes kartsumenq yete iroq Hye enq nax yev araj, amen banits aveli, lini davananq te tesankyun, patkanelityun azgin nax petq e ga amena arajin@. eh inch anenq voroshner el klinen chen kisi qu kam mi voreve tesankyun bayts patrast en mernelu azgi hamar. inch kases barekam? hamamit ches? yes mi kes hye eye janachum vor myus kesnel hndik er, yerkar jamanak janachum eye heto texapoxvets New York, enpes mi Narekatsi es artasanum kam Anlreli Zangakatun nuynist asmunqox@ knaxandzer hima asenq Hye chi na?

accourding to above statment by you, you consider someone who is nothing to be something or good enough for you to get married? now, who is the sad case here??

if you consider someone like you to be a "pure enough" then right there you just proved to us your nothing but peace of shit. pay attantion to what your saying boy! and i wouldent mind putting you back on moderators priview permenently if you continue your self amusment. there are numerios veriants which can serv as a substatute for self amusment

pogh chunem any year bitween 1975-80 is a great year

ah i see Yervantig jan you hit the sorryyyyy bottle a little early

the openion is still the same but its not her who's saying it

qez inch, but she keeps saying the thing with man and red wine

According to my wife years ago she considered me as the most handsome men alive

Yeravt jan your so naive dude Konfetka jan in a few days you'll feel much better

oh man......i needed this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0maDvSzDX90

beliving is a wonderfull feeling, I'd say essential for Human spirit, of course this is my view, as long as you dont force, impose your views, belives and mostly dogmas on others. about me being a philasopher, well, what do you expect? I'm a married man you see (quote from Socrates) and a side joke i always say when comes to discussions like this "every one has got to belive in something, I belive I'll have a drink"

By reading this last few posts I recall Mao's famous words "Religion is Poisson" not that I would agree with him; but it seems to make lots of sense by what’s going in the world today. It’s not the gun but its people who kill people? well, yes? no? Same can be said about religion, for those who use it for advantage and power, and imagine sometimes amongst couple discussion eventually will turn into argument thus causing uncomfortable situations, like what our kids should be a Muslim a Jew or Christian. Etc…. but I don’t think religion is sole cause of those problems; I would put much emphasis on culture (exclude religion) Not of defer from the topic luck of understanding before anything, Humans are species governed by the laws of nature, and most of the time we live by these laws, its artificial creations of Human mind, which never stops creating that brought up the ideas of heaven and hell, Nuton and Einstein, capable of such a terrible act of evil yet to do as equally the Good

Sip is right, i did beat Arvan (older one) once, and the only game i ever played with him i'm going there again in a few days and he has the board readdy, so does every time i go, insted, i buy him a pizza

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