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men, my boy is coming back from Boston, the flight was delayed for 4 hours, now he is arriving at midnight and its raining cats and dogs I have a hard time controlling my wife, she is nuts, I'm running out of wine, she drunk 1.5 bottles and still is nervous. That’s it!!! No more American airlines, I had it with them

հայ կնի~~կ, հայ երեխա~~~~, հայ երկիր~~~~.........էս ով է ստեղծել????

es arten indz pashtonazrkeles chhaskatsa?

ba yes ?

apres Anon, with that thought lets make sure no one leaves Armenia and maybe start thinking returning soon

mi shtapir barekam der jamanak unes, ktseranass, Mosjan es mer Armen-i (qonnel Azat u Sasun) psakvelu jamanakna te che................tsaeranumenq ha tseranumenq

shnorhavor taredarts@t Garik jan, amenayn bariq em tsankanum

Since when Armenia is in Middle East? Armenian is in Asia Minor! And second your statement of “the whole middle east is white” shows you need farther study of the region, And one more think, control your offensive remarks to fellow members in this forum please

Azat, besides purching concert tickets, i would wait, due to high Canadian dollar, untill early spring then look for flight and hotel, CAN$ hasent been this high historicly and I dought it will go any higher, one hotel I would recomend highly is Saint Sulpice in old Montreal, right behind of Notre Dame, another my fayvorit is Ritz on Sherbrook, Delta and St-Paul, but dont forget those are very busy and popular times in Montreal.

yes Azat jan, I'm sure I'm, now I have to see ( convince) my wife as well, but I'll be there for sure, 11th? sounds good, give me few days and I'll give you an answer.

Azat jan, 514-790-1245

I'm going 100000% who else is comming??

apres Anet jan, really made my evening who is the lady singing? Rose Armen?

Hye88, firstly, welcome to Hyeforum Second, I totally agree with the last part of your post, however and Thirdly, If we want our fellow members get our message, and I like to bring your attention to the first part of your post, NO offensive language please Thanks PS. there is an edit button available for everyone; I hope you'll find it useful Thanks Edward

dusken, Welcome to HyeForum and, conduct your self accordingly with forum rules, it's an Friendly warning

there was a program on NOVA last week at PBS, the problem started in germany and spread true out medetarenian, Monte Carlo aquarium dumped this algee witout knowing the catastrophic results

Azat, no matter how much hardship I had this year and now days, and I have lots to be sad about this time. it is always, I dont know what it is, but this is my fayvorit times of the year, I wake up happy go around beibg happy, I just love this season, yesterday at the Hospital there were those kids who came to wish marry cristmass ro sick and elderly, you should of seen the site, magical, kids were singing and some of the elderly were crying (including me ) after, they gave presents to sick and hugs, So with that said, I wish you'll find something cheerfull about this special times and bring joy and happines first to your self then others. its to bad people can not behaive like they do now all year around, the world would of been a much better place Happy Holidays

THE "TWO-COW EXPLANATION" OF WHAT MAKES... A CHRISTIAN: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage. DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A MEXICAN CORPORATION: You think you have two cows, but you don't know what a cow looks like. You take a nap. A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge for storing them for others. A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy. AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.

de glux mi gova ehhhh, dukel, teselem trashvel@t , vonts vor trashveluts heto eres@t bambaki dasht line.

its to warm here, almost hot, very dry and I'm sick of this weather.

Answering Machine God's voice mail Most of us have now learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of our daily lives. But have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following: Thank you for calling Heaven. * For Hebrew press 1 * For Yiddish press 2 * For all other languages Press 0 Please select from one of the following options: * Press 1 for Requests. * Press 2 for Giving thanks. * Press 3 for Complaints. * Press 4 for all other inquires. I'm sorry; all angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us, we will answer it in the order in which it was received. Please stay on the line. * If you require special attention and would like to speak to God, press 1 * If you would like to hear King David sing a psalm while you are waiting, press 4 * To find a loved one who has been assigned to heaven, press 5 then enter her social security number followed by the pound sign. If you receive a negative response, hang up and try area code 666. * For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life on other planets, and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive there. Our computers show that you have already prayed today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow. The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. Please pray again on Monday after 9:30 a.m. If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local rabbi. Thank you, and have a heavenly day.

Bayts menq misht baroyakan haghtanak Ktanenq

You got to envy likudniks really, for making the US implementer of its foreign policy bullshit.

On the contrary US is very actively contributing and creating spooning grounds for terrorism, in my and 80% of the worlds opinion, it MUST and HAS to serve to someone’s national interests, certainly not US’s! But ironically of a sudden all those voices who were screaming against this war amazingly stopped, silenced, including overgrown moose like Michel More who is busy collecting awards and stashing the cash in offshore bank accounts

The Rules of Manhood 1 Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2 It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". 3 Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his mates. 4 Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5 If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 6 Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7 No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. 8 On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9 When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10 You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11 It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free. 12 Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts. 13 Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14 Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15 If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16 Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17 A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18 Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. 19 If you complement a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20 Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a mate of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21 Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights: a. Yeah, Baby, Push it! b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c. Another set and we can hit the showers! 22 Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23 Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on for longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24 The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken, wild monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was. 25 It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26 Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. And lastly: 27 The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a Playstation2. End of story.