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Arpaik jan Barekam, karoghes ardyoq parzabanel im anuns vortexitse bxum? Ed-Vart? does Ed stand for ( aru ) Vart or, we are having a debate in our family, and does my name Edvart has anything to do with Vartavar? Thank you
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Azat you're not a true vagatarian, you eat sushi! so you are a metro-vagatarian as in metrosexual. today me and my son invanted a new word, sushiolized over at lunch
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Talking Dog for Sale A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. "So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?" The owner replies, "He's just a big liar. He didn't do any of that stuff"
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The Blonde and the Lawyer A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer: "Okay, how about this. If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?" Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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You did left out good portion of my post when quoting me, which in essence was totally deferent manning then what you presented, in middle ages someone in France was executed because the coma was misplaced, so don’t do it again, please.
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Don’t forget car salesman’s also, I think those are offsprings of a lucifer
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I passionately dislike January, April, July, October 31t's Tax due dates
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its called a good PR, no miracles here, corporate America is learning to act like a human
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What about Fadixism or mult-unversalism, Hyeforumism.?
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duskenchik, this is what I said, do not alter my post please, you are talking about religious dogmas I talk about true spirituality, why can’t humanism be a religion?
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Totally agree, however, thru religion/sperituality/faith/ in essence doesn’t say otherwise.
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If Nietzsche were to lived in our times he might have had a deferent view on religion, his stand/hatred on religion/Christianity was mostly due to the fact that Nietzsche was a suppressed homosexual, however I have read most of his works, I have to go back and refresh my memory on that particular subject. i enjoyed very much "beyond the good and evil"
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The way I see is, everyone needs God, Maybe not the God, but Faith?, you call it without God I say they envision God some form or the other, lets take for instance our Armenia, could our history, our very existence, be present without any form of a God/faith?
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I have no political stands yeritasard, and more of Human/moral stance if you will! In questions which I posted, it does do not take a politically informative person to realize and pass a judgment and feel the same as I do, There might be some, and maybe could not understand the dark humor in which I applied in my previous post, unless one is blinded by the same current/idiology As far as my "friend" I understood it in a line of "xoski uxaki kam poxaberakan imastov" there is no deference, if it is within “”””” I hope this answers your curiosity
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Nothing but a paid whore for neo-conservatives, that’s exacly what this idiot is!!! I sometimes watch him for reminder of where I stand in life. What a crack of shit and the whole conservatism, as it took a turn from traditional conservation of values of this country and ideology and turned it into a substitute for constipation related inconveniences; I guess I should thank them for saving me money.
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if it was not for Humans, and Thank God for it, God would've never been founded, does this make any sence?
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the other day I watched on local PBS channel The crisis of Faith a program which goes in a very deep analysis of Faith and spirituality what’s missing and what needs to be done, I would strongly recommend buying the DVD of this series, check your local PBS channel for scheduling, for those in Los Angeles area, I think it going to show again tomorrow 30th of January. Here is the site http://www.4seasonsproductions.com/index_series.htm
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George W Bush's "doctrine of preemption", its was know as Wolfovitz, Doglas Faith, more neo-con doctrine in 80,s and 90's, Regan, Bush senior rejected it and many advisors including Brent Scowcroft, and to go even deeper "spreading democracy" as determent as this president is, eventually will result in a draft, no choice and lots of sad consequences not only for US but for the whole world. This country has been hijacked and everyone seems asleep. “They have been excoriated for their personal greed, warmongering and allegiance-bordering-on-treason to the state of Israel. Some pro-peace people are waiting for neocons to hang themselves with their own rope, as people blame them for the quagmires in Afghanistan and Iraq. However, remember necons may yet spark a "preventive" war that will lead to accidental or intentional world nuclear war. So feel free to write, call, e-mail or fax them at contacts below and tell them to end their nefarious influence on the U.S. government.”
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Jet Rothall Rainbow Moody Blues, (took my Wife to there consert and afther words I proposed) Led zeppelin Pink Floyd Yes Talking heads Allen Parson’s project The clash “rock the Kasbah”, a great song U2 Deep Purple “child in time” Rocks greatest song James brown, (it’s a man’s world) Etc…… Note, been in all of these guys concerts when I was at your age Aram Asatryan
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He is the one of the most versatile actor of his generation, one of my favorite actors, along with Sean Penn and Edward Norton.
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Maral, es ush jamin espisi vaxenalu banner mi gri Tantig jan, warning ktam
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in that case I'm taking up a yoga also
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ok dudes, I really find this discussion of yours very funny, especialy you Anon and seriosly considering moving to Humor section. with all due respect, should I?
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"Human life is a journey whose end is not in sight. Searching, longing and questioning is in our DNA. Who we are and what we will become is determined by the questions that animate us, and by those we refuse to ask. Your questions are your quest. As you ask, so shall you be." Sam Keen
