MosJan Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 BAKU SERIOUS ON BUILDING WALL BETWEEN ARMENIA AND AZERBAIJAN? * article's photo October 11 Azeri MP representing Ana Vatan (Fatherland) pro-governmental party Zahid Oruj stated that «earlier or later a wall should be built between Armenia and Azerbaijan,» which will help «protect us against a recurrent aggression by the unfriendly neighbor.» The statement was supported by some MPs. At that they said that the wall will be «of psychological, rather than military and defense importance,» Novoye Russkoye Slovo reports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanVal Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 BAKU SERIOUS ON BUILDING WALL BETWEEN ARMENIA AND AZERBAIJAN? * article's photo October 11 Azeri MP representing Ana Vatan (Fatherland) pro-governmental party Zahid Oruj stated that «earlier or later a wall should be built between Armenia and Azerbaijan,» which will help «protect us against a recurrent aggression by the unfriendly neighbor.» The statement was supported by some MPs. At that they said that the wall will be «of psychological, rather than military and defense importance,» Novoye Russkoye Slovo reports. How would they build the wall? They wouldn't even be able get to the border between the two countries without being shot at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armenak Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 I'm for it. Built it by the Artsakh-Azeri border as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lev7 Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 (edited) stupid Azeris, instead of focusing on reducing poverty they are building walls, what a bunch of low life morons Edited October 14, 2006 by Lev7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 (edited) BAKU SERIOUS ON BUILDING WALL BETWEEN ARMENIA AND AZERBAIJAN? * HAHAHAHA This is so hilariously funny. Even our own house satirist Yervant could not have written a more hilarious scenario. We could only wish Hakob Baronian (not Paronian please!) or Yervand Otian were here. Of course we know who will be contracted to build the wall. Naturally the Chinese who have thousand s of years of experience in wall building, or better yet, once the US Mexican border is walled up then our crack engineers ca move over. Has anyone seen the plan and the specs of the proposed wall? How high, how thick, how long? Will it be straight north south or will it be meandering to cover all the nooks and crannies along the border? Will it be built on flat land or will it climb up and down the hills, mountains and valleys? If there are still those of us who don’t know the true meaning of “shooting oneself in the foot”, here is a perfect definition of it. If we still don’t know the meaning of “blockade”, wonder no more. Wow! Those Azeris! What geniuses! Do they know the saying- “cutting ones nose to spite ones face”? Will this wall be the replica of the Wailing Wall of Jerusalem behind which the Azeris can gather and butt their heads lamenting the loss of Artsakh, to see which is thicker, their skulls or the stone? Where will they get the stone? Can we donate them? No, no , not the Tufa stone. Not only we should not discourage them of this stroke of genius, we should declare a national holiday, give everyone in Hayastan a day off, gather at the border and cheer them up and congratulate them for building a a wall that will guarantee that they never cross over this side of it again. And while we’re at it, how about a wall all around Nakhjavan as well, except for one little opening through which they can evacuate, whichever side they wish, Tutrkish or Azeri. Btw, whatever happened to that Goble plan or lending a passage through Zangezur. WE will gladly oblige if they’re willing to form a beeline out of Nakhjavan towards Baku. Are they also planning to build walls along the Azeri Russian, Azeri Iranian and Azeri Georgian borders? Can someone please post a map of the proposed wall and its schematic, the zigzags and the ups and downs of it??!! Even Dante of the Divine Comedy fame could not have written a more comedic plot. Edited October 15, 2006 by Arpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takoush Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 This is the funniest the most ridiculest story I came across to at least in a year or more. It's really hilarious. While they're at it let them built their great walls but minimizing their shitty country and maximizing our Artsax's borders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Lets help them financing the project. This is something I'm ready to support wholeheartedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Lets help them financing the project. This is something I'm ready to support wholeheartedly. I'm the financial coordinator of this project, please forward your donations to me. You don't believe me? Ask Arpa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 I'm the financial coordinator of this project, please forward your donations to me. You don't believe me? Ask Arpa. Let the least comedic of you cast the first stone. I have already opened an account at the Bank of Karahunj http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/Asia/Arme...photo447256.htm The account number is "mi qich pogh ougharke". Hi Yerwand Otian!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted October 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 i also like to contribute - but not by giving $$$ in next 24 hours i will eb given some nuclear medicine radiation therapy - soon after that i can help to multiply local azeri population - i promise to work hard !!! - who knows it might work / sorry at this moment this is the best i can do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 i also like to contribute - but not by giving $$$ in next 24 hours i will eb given some nuclear medicine radiation therapy - soon after that i can help to multiply local azeri population - i promise to work hard !!! - who knows it might work / sorry at this moment this is the best i can do Now say it in plain English or Armenian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Let the least comedic of you cast the first stone. I have already opened an account at the Bank of Karahunj http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/Asia/Arme...photo447256.htm The account number is "mi qich pogh ougharke". Hi Yerwand Otian!! I love the bank and it's safe, so heavy no one can steal it. Arpa please change the account number to plural "ougharketsek" the more the better. Mosjan the project is in dire need of your money (No Canadian $). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghos Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 We had the Iron Curtain, the Bamboo Curtain, how is this ging to be called, Paper Curtain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irlandahay Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 I'm the financial coordinator of this project, please forward your donations to me. You don't believe me? Ask Arpa. il have our bearian enginears get right on it...who knows...could this be a step towards understanding this nation of idiots? funny how these idiots cant keep their country from turning into a third world one...yet they decide to embarque in a very expensive not to mention complicated project! think their smart enough to get it done? i bet my 11 year old cousin could build a better one out of legos! cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 We had the Iron Curtain, the Bamboo Curtain, how is this ging to be called, Paper Curtain? Hey Boghos, Patrick found the name for that wall. The Legos Curtain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Hey Boghos, Patrick found the name for that wall. The Legos Curtain. Yes. That's it! Muro Loco, Locos' Wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted October 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 I love the bank and it's safe, so heavy no one can steal it. Arpa please change the account number to plural "ougharketsek" the more the better. Mosjan the project is in dire need of your money (No Canadian $). sorry no i will be delivering my "donations" my self by my hand to them directly !!! specially in next 3 or 5 days iMin tzerkov bid Dam Imin S@rdaPux n@verner@ irents !! Andzamb !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 sorry no i will be delivering my "donations" my self by my hand to them directly !!! specially in next 3 or 5 days iMin tzerkov bid Dam Imin S@rdaPux n@verner@ irents !! Andzamb !!! The suspense is killing me, what is it that you will give Andzamb??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 The suspense is killing me, what is it that you will give Andzamb??????? His kidney stones and the stones from his gall bladder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 His kidney stones and the stones from his gall bladder. I think I know what he's talking about, but here being in a family forum I'm holding myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghos Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Yes. That's it! Muro Loco, Locos' Wall. Ha! Muro louco! Muro burro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted October 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 The suspense is killing me, what is it that you will give Andzamb??????? Yervand jan i was having my #2 radiation therapy, after the surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yervant1 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 Yervand jan i was having my #2 radiation therapy, after the surgery What? How come you told me nothing about it when I was there. Please send me a PM about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK-47 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 Sure. Let's build a wall between Artsakh and "Azerbaijan"...that border is permanently shut anyway. The only thing is that it'll be harder to expand our borders beyond Artsakh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted October 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 (edited) What? How come you told me nothing about it when I was there. Please send me a PM about it. Yervand jan it's in my passssss - bro it it go don;t rimind me of it lets talk about good staffff like wan are you & Quyrik going to visit LA Edited October 12, 2008 by Yervant1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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