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I am in the process of putting a newsletter together.

Do any of you know of any I can look at online,any good ones,to get ideas?

It'll be in English for now,but of course we will add on Armenian..

any ideas?suggestions?original things I can do to keep people interested and looking forward to getting the next issue?

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"How to Keep a Woman Happy"

 

… It's not difficult

 

All you have to do is to be:

 

 

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A sexologist

15. A gynecologist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

 

44. Give her compliments regularly

45. Love shopping

46. Be honest

47. Be very rich

48. Not stress her out

49. Not look at other girls

 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

 

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

 

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

 

 

 

 

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :

 

1. Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).

2. Feed him well.

3. Let him have the remote control.

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I am in the process of putting a newsletter together.

Do any of you know of any I can look at online,any good ones,to get ideas?

It'll be in English for now,but of course we will add on Armenian..

any ideas?suggestions?original things I can do to keep people interested and looking forward to getting the next issue?

 

 

Here are some ideas to think about

 

 

What is your purpose? Who is your focal group? What ages are you trying to get to read your newsletter? Are you creating the newsletter for religious purposes or social functions? Is this for your Church or a personal project, meaning that you need the Churches approval for publishing ?

 

Are you creating an online newsletter or a paper newsletter?

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MOS,well it's ME in charge of the newsletter,so ofcourse it'll have that list!They are going to regret giving me full control of this thing! :D well tough,they know me,so they should know what to expect 0. :)

 

Sip,great idea actually,for the future,I'll sell advertisment space.

YES YES we'll have coupons to The Blue Koi :rolleyes:

 

 

 

LUDWIG,ok here goes.It's for the church,it needs to be more social then religious.

We're brand new and trying to pull the Armenians in this community together.

It needs to be geared mainly to couples with children and teenagers...the older ones will come,but as they say 'aysor esdegh ehn,vagheh chehgahn'

So we need younger people..not that the older ones will be ignored.It will be a paper newsletter...we have a Saturday school,which started out fabulous and has fizzled,we're trying to figure out why.

I just want to see a simple one,I've been looking online and found a few things here and there to use.This is day 1 of my project,I need to get it out in about 2 1/2 weeks....any suggestions are welcome :)

EXCEPT MOS's and SIP's B)

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MAral Tantig  - if you  can use a OnLine Newsletter i  can help you 

gave a  a prvet forum -  for you and your  church members - all you need to do is  post  and  invite your  members to join in

and will make  AzatJan teh Admin of teh forum ;)

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Really?(I don't mean about Azat btw :rolleyes: )

well that's a great idea...ok let me try and get a printed one out and then I'll ask you about an online one!

That's a fabulous idea...oh poor Mos :( ,you're going to regret making that offer to me too B)

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