gamavor Posted August 7, 2004 Report Share Posted August 7, 2004 A California lawyer who has waged an ongoing battle with Yahoo Inc. (YHOO.O) over personal attacks made against him on Yahoo message boards has filed a proposed class-action lawsuit against the company. A MESSAGE TO STEPHANGALTON.. by: kerrythescummyhippy 08/06/04 01:29 am Msg: 259 of 565 41 recommendations You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meat-slapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. PS: I have never read anything that colorful in English:) http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?action=...7172369&mid=259 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakharar Posted August 7, 2004 Report Share Posted August 7, 2004 A very picturesque or should I say very Hitleresque imagery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armen Posted August 7, 2004 Report Share Posted August 7, 2004 Words and phrases I didn't understand. ----------------------------------------------- maggot canker putrescent mass bleating foal curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia puke-drooling puerile asinine and benighted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakharar Posted August 7, 2004 Report Share Posted August 7, 2004 curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia What the hell is that about? That guy surpassed himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted August 7, 2004 Report Share Posted August 7, 2004 TOTAL MORON Man Charged With Stealing Tracking Device A 40-year-old man was arrested Wednesday and charged with stealing a computerized tracking device that uses a global positioning system to keep track of jail prisoners on home detention. " He apparently didn't know what he had because he would be awfully stupid to steal a tracking device," said correctional officer Thomas Roth, who runs the home detention program at the Rock County Jail. The $2,500 device was temporarily placed outside a home by a woman serving home detention. The device, which is a little bigger than a brick in size, has a built-in GPS satellite receiver. Prisoners wear a transmitter about as big as a cigarette pack on the ankle, and it acts as a 100-foot tether to the portable tracking device. By the time the prisoner called to report the theft Monday night, the device had automatically notified the jail that it had been taken outside the prisoner's home area. Roth then tracked the device through the Internet on his home computer. A trail of electronic dots led authorities to an apartment building, where the suspect was captured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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