Nakharar Posted July 4, 2004 Report Share Posted July 4, 2004 One morning, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies,"I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." And what may I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why, Mr.President," the waitress says. "How rude ! .... you're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in office a full term yet." As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.