hytga Posted May 14, 2004 Report Share Posted May 14, 2004 one village guy sits in a bar drinking. he's sad. a friend of his comes and asks him what happened, what's wrong? the guy replys. there are some things that can't be explained. the friend keeps on insisting that the guy tell him what's wrong. the guys goes. My wife wasn't home so i went to milk the cow. i started milking the cow and when i was about to be finished the cow hit the bucket of the milk with her right foot and it spilled. So i tied to the right foot to a "geran". and i started milking again. when i was about to finish, the cow hit the bucket with her left foot and spilled the milk again. So i tied the left foot with another rope to a "geran". then i started milking the cow again. When i was about to finish the cow hit the bucket with her tail and spilled the milk. the friend goes. Well is that why you're sad? he tries to cheer the guy up. but the guy goes. No. when the cow hit the bucket with her tail, there was no more rope, so i took off my belt and tied the tail to the roof. the fried goes. and then? the guy goes. and then my wife walked in on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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