Cool Signature Lines

[Azat]

Okay kiddies, add some fun sigs.

• If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes.
• Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
• Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
• Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.
• If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.
• If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
• If you receive something that says 'Send this to everyone you know,' pretend you don't know me. (Roy Johnson)
• I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
• Never use the words 'Evil Diabolical Plan' on your resume.
• Of course I don't look busy.....I did it right the first time!
• There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.
• You can name your own salary here - I like to call mine Fred.
• Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
• DEAR IRS, Please cancel my subscription.
• FATAL ERROR! SYSTEM HALTED! - Press any key to do nothing...
• Behind every good computer... is a jumble of wires 'n stuff.
• A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1...
• You can learn many things from children; How much patience you have, for instance!
• Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
• Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.
• "If these pills don't stop the kleptomania," said the psychiatrist, "try and get me a nice video camera."

[Stormig]

Seven days without wine makes one weak.

[Siamanto]

Azat,

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Edited January 17, 2005 by Siamanto