Azat Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 His car. He drives a Chevy and not a MB or BMW so he can't be Armenian. What were you thinking it was Domino? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 His car. He drives a Chevy and not a MB or BMW so he can't be Armenian. What were you thinking it was Domino? Well actualy, I was thinking you were talking about a dual Athlon64 FX-53 computer with 4096 Mb RAM etc... Why? What were you thinking I was thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 okay I have a quick story about Ron Jeremy. I know this guy(lets call him ‘Azat’ for the purposes of this story) who had lunch with Ron Jeremy and an executive from VCA(large porn distributor) This ‘Azat’ was there to demo voice recognition software that was going to be implemented in one of Ron's upcoming movies. Waiter too their orders for drinks and disappeared. After about 10 minutes when there were no drinks ‘Azat’ stood up and walked over to the bar to see the status of the alcohol. There were 2 guys sitting there and looking over to Ron’s table and one of them got the courage to ask 'Azat' a question. The question was "Excuse me, that guy you are having lunch with... is that Jeremy Irons?" to which my friend 'Azat' replied, "Yes it is. He is very famous and a good actor" and he walked back to the table laughing. I hear Ron loved that story and said that quiet a few people have called him Jeremy Irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 (edited) So this friend 'Azat's best friend is the half Armenian/half Jewish porn star! Fascinating! Just for the sake of clearing this up...call Mr Jeremy and ask if he's Armenian and....the last place I'ld expect to find you is having lunch with Jeremy whatever-his-last-name is! and on another note...so this stick...is it really big??? Ok that's it ,no more edits..I promise Edited April 27, 2004 by Maral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 Maral jan, I have only met him once. I worked on a voice recognition software for DVD players to assist kids in reading books and such. VAC purchased the technology and hired our staff to work on a voice activated DVD player for the adult industry. After the demo of the prototype to the president of the porn company I was asked to go to lunch with him and Ron. BTW: I only spent a little over an hour with both of them and it is incredible how normal and corporate they both were. BTW2: that technology also got me tickets to a party at the Playboy mansion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 ok so the second place I would never expect to run into you would be with Hugh Heffner! So what did we decide...is he half Armenian or not...I might use this on a Trivial Pursuit game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 Maral jan, I have only met him once. I worked on a voice recognition software for DVD players to assist kids in reading books and such. VAC purchased the technology and hired our staff to work on a voice activated DVD player for the adult industry. After the demo of the prototype to the president of the porn company I was asked to go to lunch with him and Ron. BTW: I only spent a little over an hour with both of them and it is incredible how normal and corporate they both were. BTW2: that technology also got me tickets to a party at the Playboy mansion. :lol2: Coming to terms with your distant and dark past? You are quite brave, but you are still a perv! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 not a perv but a porn-angel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 A "complete porn-angel" with striped PJ's and a hot pink umbrella, flying through the woods of tall and thick trees. Now in terms of your voice recognition DVD, how is the project intended for women coming along? I remember hearing something of that sort, regarding the satisfaction of both genders, not just one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 Well, I was(2 years ago) told that they were going to create one for women as well, but why would women need to have both hands free? Amot Azatin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 Eve did you mean this pic ->http://armenians.com/forum/uploads/post-1-1073442794.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 (edited) Well, I was(2 years ago) told that they were going to create one for women as well, but why would women need to have both hands free? Amot Azatin Am I the only angel that has no clue of what Azat is talking about? Edited April 27, 2004 by Fadix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 Eve did you mean this pic ->http://armenians.com/forum/uploads/post-1-1073442794.jpg JES! That's the one I meant, although I haven't mentioned your extracurricular activities outside of the forum and your double sided personality. "Shaken, not stirred" comes to mind. And your humble nature, which is just as addicting to those bunnies which are giggling to grasp your attention. Azat would you stop luring women into your international Playboy web? Soon your harem will explode from the overwhelming number of voluntarily entrapped women. Vay vay, is incha katarvum??!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 that is the funniest pic I have ever made. I can't stop laughing each time I see that pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 that is the funniest pic I have ever made. I can't stop laughing each time I see that pic. Funniest picture you made? Or the funniest picture you took We all know it's really you on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 Ohh Extra jan, you're too sweet, but I am afraid it is not a really picture. The only thing real in that picture are the beautiful breasts those ladies have. Everything else is fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 The only thing real in that picture are the beautiful breasts those ladies have. Are you sure about that? I can point out at least 2.....ok this thread has gone too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America-Hye Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 From what I can gather from the pictures that I have seen of forum members (the male members) I can see that I am not a typical Armenian. I do not look like a typical Armenian, think like a typical Armenian or deal with others like a typical Armenian. I am TOTALLY whitewashed. Yet the person who knew me best, other than my mother, my ex-wife told me that, under the American facade, I was TOO Armenian for her. Is Azat auditioning to be another Ron Jeremy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anileve Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 I can see that I am not a typical Armenian. I do not look like a typical Armenian, think like a typical Armenian or deal with others like a typical Armenian. Now, now… we all have flaws, no need to be so hard on yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 Now, now… we all have flaws, no need to be so hard on yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 Ok now knock it off If only we had spended so much time on other famuos Armenians, I wonder if it would have caused so much excitement. But I had my share of good laughs Ok, I also think this tread has exsusteded itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 Yes Sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 Yes Sir now its more like it, Good girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 now its more like it, Good girl Seems like you don't like this topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted April 27, 2004 Report Share Posted April 27, 2004 Seems like you don't like this topic The only thing I like about this tread is Ani's avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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