ExtraHye Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Rule number 88 for being a man: 88. Offer women posting rules a chill pill. :lol2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Hey it's true, being a man is also being a "gentle" man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 It's for me to know, and for you to find out. Extra! Are you dealing ecstasy pills again?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Extra! Are you dealing ecstasy pills again?! Are those called chill pills??? Nope, I'm a good girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allarmeniangirl Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 4. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as "Spike" haha. EEWWW. In one show I heard one guy call it the soldier but after one night wiht his gf he called it the general. lol. NO, I am not sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allarmeniangirl Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 1. Don't call. EVER. True but some guys also get your number from your best friend and call you when you don't give them your number yourself. <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Bruin, fortunately no one is forcing you to marry an Armenian. Find a nice Indian or Chinese stud and marry him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 (edited) Bruin, fortunately no one is forcing you to marry an Armenian. Find a nice Indian or Chinese stud and marry him. Yes, either that or go munch on a rug - I just love saying that... Edited April 14, 2004 by Accelerated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gevo27 Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Bruin, fortunately no one is forcing you to marry an Armenian. Find a nice Indian or Chinese stud and marry him. Azat jan.. i dont know if we should sggst that to bruin.. but.. we should try to make her see that some of us are still.. well not like that list.. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 I think when a person has made their mind up like Bruin has there is no hope. Nothing wrong with it... just move on. There are many great Japanese or French guys that may be qualified for her high expectations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 (edited) Bruin, fortunately no one is forcing you to marry an Armenian. Find a nice Indian or Chinese stud and marry him. Azat I think she said white like the American wonder bread!Spongy shallow and devoid of any character.I never understood the facination with the wonder bread.One day I squeezed the whole loaf and it shrank to one slice.Goes to show you never know what you'll get. so naturally white is the way to go This is the biginning of the rabid assimilation process which we talked endlessly here. Edited April 14, 2004 by Armat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axel Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 There are many great Japanese or French guys that may be qualified for her high expectations. french?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 french?? Axel I think he means French fries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Azat Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 french?? Ok no French, How about Italian or Icelandic or Peruvian or Canadian(stay away from Domino) or Australian(stay away from Accel), it does not matter. If Armenian guy does not meet your needs(mental, physical, whateverelsetheremaybe) move on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DominO123 Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Ok no French, How about Italian or Icelandic or Peruvian or Canadian(stay away from Domino) or Australian(stay away from Accel), it does not matter. If Armenian guy does not meet your needs(mental, physical, whateverelsetheremaybe) move on... Sip, spank Azat for me please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Want to know if you're, or someone you know is a gentleman? 1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking B ) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship B ) Your blood-test results c) Five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) Your partner climaxes first B ) You both climax simultaneously c) You don't miss SportsCenter 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) Healthy, creative love-play B ) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: a) The best part of the experience B ) The second best part of the experience c) $100 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is: a) No concern of yours B ) Not a problem - she can join your gym c) A conservative estimate 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: a) A myth B ) An oxymoron c) A moron 8. Foreplay is to sex as: a) Appetizer is to entree B ) Priming is to painting c) A queue is to an amusement park ride 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? a) "I hope we can still be friends." B ) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...." c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You." 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy B ) Is uptight and a waste of time c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man. If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused. If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking. OK you guys, I've got a quiz for you!!!! Let's see whos a real gentleman!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Thanks Extra, that was hillarious. If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking. Indeed On masturbating, I got a funny story: One of my friends works in a hotel in Sydney City (or downtown as Americans would say). Anyhow, there are a few regular bums that hang out in the vicinity of this hotel and one day during lunchtime he saw one of them sitting in a nearby tramstop and openly masturbating (in the middle of the city, on a weekday, during lunchtime!). The tramstop is on a busy intersection and directly opposite a busy pub. When the bum came , everyone in the pub started cheering and clapping . The bum just walked away . What a funny bum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 (edited) Edited April 15, 2004 by Maral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mx5 Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 mx5 dear, the days of keeping our armenian id by marrying other armenians are starting to evaporate and die slowly... yes I realy understand you, I myself would marry 2 or even 3 Armenian girls if that would have helped,and of course had it been possible!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armen Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Real men are those men, whose mistakes are being corrected for decades! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurgen Posted October 24, 2004 Report Share Posted October 24, 2004 On masturbating, I got a funny story: One of my friends works in a hotel in Sydney City (or downtown as Americans would say). Anyhow, there are a few regular bums that hang out in the vicinity of this hotel and one day during lunchtime he saw one of them sitting in a nearby tramstop and openly masturbating (in the middle of the city, on a weekday, during lunchtime!). The tramstop is on a busy intersection and directly opposite a busy pub. When the bum came , everyone in the pub started cheering and clapping . The bum just walked away . What a funny bum! style_images/master/snapback.png That is almost as disgusting as the Turks in a certain shoarma place in Holland masturbating in the garlic sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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