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and says, "barev, ape lighter un es? Black & Mild unem vor" :pimp:

 

1st Guy: Aah, Ir hayaren khosum a? :huh:

2nd Guy: Hayaren khosum es? :blink:

 

Me: i harge, heir duk zarmanum ek? :D

 

LOL, true story though. Happened last week. At a club on Vine in Hollywood, CA. Some of my friends who know i'm studying were pressuring me to speak armenian to this hayastansci guy, but i was on the spot so I didn't have anything to say. Later after loosening up with a few drinks I made my move. :lol:

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Subject: Walmart greeters

 

 

 

R.M.Thorne

> > > Two elderly Walmart greeters were sitting on a bench during break.

> >

> > > One turns to the other asking,"Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just

full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel?

> >

> > > Slim says, " I feel just like a new born babe."

> >

> > > Rather amazed his coworker repeats his statement in the form of a

question,

> >

> > > "Really? A new born babe???"

> >

> > > "Yup", grins Slim, " No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my

pants."

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Subject: Walmart greeters

 

 

 

R.M.Thorne

> > > Two elderly Walmart greeters were sitting on a bench during break.

> >

> > > One turns to the other asking,"Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just

full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel?

> >

> > > Slim says, " I feel just like a new born babe."

> >

> > > Rather amazed his coworker repeats his statement in the form of a

question,

> >

> > > "Really? A new born babe???"

> >

> > > "Yup", grins Slim, " No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my

pants."

Mine was a true story Joe, i hope your's wasn't!! :lol:

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the chinese guy was talkin on tv i don't know what he was saying it was a long time ago lol maybe it was about politics...or whatever! i don't know!

 

hey, maybe you're talkin about that silly water commercial on armenian programming :rolleyes: where the asian lady goes "mer abaranee jur@n aah" with the cutest accent and the funniest face!!! :lol2:

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Well they were friends of my friend Vahe who told me to ask them for a lighter. So I just came out clowning around in Hayaren and they were looking all shocked and suprised(and quite drunk) Then one guy goes in English "Well if Vahe sent you over here, you MUST be cool" :D

We just hung out made jokes, talked about Armenians and had a good time. :wink1:

 

As for the chinese person speaking Armenian...

 

I was on a 'dating' show during my time in Japan and became a mini-celebrity before I left because everyone was like "you're that black guy from tv!!!" It was crazy. It's fun to see those extreme examples of cultural crossover. I live for them personally. That's humanity learning about each other. :wink2:

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Subject: Friends

 

 

 

 

 

Me and You are Friends.......

 

 

You Fight, I Fight........

 

 

You Hurt, I Hurt........

 

 

You Smile, I Smile

 

 

You Cry, I Cry.........

 

 

You Jump Off a Bridge....

 

 

 

I'm Gonna Miss Your Dumb ass!!!!

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There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen."

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week

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