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Booooooooooooooooo on the lies ... that is just ignorant anti-US propaganda ... For example "The iraqi regime is a threat to Americans" was definitely not a lie.

 

LMAO on the stupid quotes!!! Boy does he have some STUPID stupid quotes under his belt :D I just can't believe how he got elected http://64.21.83.54/forum/style_images/1/icon8.gif

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Subject: QUESTIONS TO PONDER

 

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out"?

 

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

 

3.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

 

4. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

 

5. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he is going to look up there anyway?

 

6. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

 

7. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

8. If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

 

9. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 

10. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

 

11. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 

12. Stop singing and read on.

 

13. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

 

14. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

 

15. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

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i love that site anonymouse...cant get enough laught out of it....how did he ever manage to get the electoral votes afteralll??? i think the electorates have some hidden agenda here that is going to be revealed soon.
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