Armenian Jokes

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Then God created light and dark and firmament amidst the waters and dry land

On the next day God created vegetations and fish in the sea and animals on land

On the fifth day God created man after his likeness

On the sixth day God created Armenians

And on the seventh day hayere lriv hame hanetsin

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Types of Armenians

 

YOU'RE HAYASTANCI IF...

 

- IF your rims cost more than your house

- If you wear Lofers

- If your welfare check is bigger than your car payments

- If You wear 4 or 5 stripe adidas or Badidas

- If you have one eyebrow

- If you think you're in some Armenian Mafia

- If you think everyone's name is "Ara"

- If your armpits smell like basterma

- if your beamer's liscense plate says Davo em apeh

- If you have an illegal cell phone from North Hollywood

- If what you're reading is on a stolen/bought or at good guys computer

- If you playa hate Beirutsis and Barskahyes

 

 

 

 

YOU'RE BARSKAHYE IF...

- if you have a special way of pronouncing R when speaking Armenian

- if your last name ends w/ "IAN"

- if you go to Shiraz regularly

- if your name or your cousin's is ARTIN or ARBI or NARBEH

- If your favirote word is "HEIR" (meaning why)

- If you CALL what you do Break Dancing

- If you pluck your eyebrows or shave your legs

- If you go to Ararat parties and call them Raves

- if you wear blue contacts

- if you go "bareeeeeeeeeeev, mamen baben inchbeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeen?"

 

 

 

YOU'RE BEIRUTSI IF...

- You go to Teen Dances every week

- You're in AYF

- if you always go "yallah"

- if you think that you're the best in everything

- if your name is panos, sako, george, puzant, garo, rita, sevag, jirayr, anto...or anything else as of that.

- if every sentence you say, you end with "AGA, SHAKHS, or LAN"

- YOU Become a mechanic in the future after being in law school

- if you have a computer just for Solitaire

- if you have more oil in your hair than you have in your car

- if you won't date a guy without a car or money

- if you're very very very tight with money $

- if your parents want you home before 6am

- if your parents are DEGENERATE gamblers

- if you call your Peachfuzz A Goatee

- if your dad owns a Panose's Bakery, haha

- If you work at Gap, Millers Outpost, or some "cool" store

- if you buy your clothes from abercrombie or you know , that kinda stuff

- if you have an ararad masis picture in your TV room

- if you have one of those William Saroyan posters

- if your dad thinks "oghi for life"

- if you have "dolma" on a weekly basis

- if you like giving only GOLD stuff as gifts