Hye_Acher Posted October 27, 2003 Report Share Posted October 27, 2003 Have fun reading it. Things to Ponder... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonnaeat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? What do you call male ballerinas? Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . . . .... Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted October 27, 2003 Report Share Posted October 27, 2003 Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?Not necessarily at a faster rate but it does in effect reduce the latency between the final button click and the elevator arrival. What do you call male ballerinas?Fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted October 28, 2003 Report Share Posted October 28, 2003 (edited) So the same cop who'll give you a speeding ticket or traffic violation is always parked illegally or speeding, is that right? Why do Beruitsi's think they speak the best Armenian when their dialect isn't spoken in Hayastan....just an outsider's perspective Why when I wait forever for the elevator in my building, as soon as I give up and take the stairs, I hear the "ching" of the elevator coming to the 1st floor. Why do old ppl drive so slow, they're old they should be driving faster, not much time left~! (seinfeld) So if someone is like marsallah gundt, didn't they wake up one day and say "I should get control of my weight before this gets outta hand" I mean you don't wake up one morning like..."damn I weigh 400lbs!!!" Why are the most uncool ppl on the planet bouncers and doorman at the coolest clubs? Isn't that like backwards thinking? Why do guys on Sunset stare girls down like they want to beat them up, and expect the chicks to them come running? Chinese chicken salad.....it might just be me, but I don't think the Chinese signed off on this as an authentic dish. Edited October 28, 2003 by sev-mard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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