ED Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 did you guys hear about this??? April 15 is tax day in the US, so please read the following to make certain that you have paid all of your taxes for either yourself or your husband or boyfriend. The only thing any Government has not taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40 % of the time it is hanging around unemployed,20 % of the time it is pissed off, 30 % of the time it is hard up and 10 % of the time it is in the hole. On top of this it has two dependents and both of them are nuts! According to the income tax amendment act 1995, your penis will be taxed according to its size. To determine your category, please refer to Schedule 2 of the Income Tax return Form 8 which states the following : 10 to 12 inches --------- Luxury tax $ 50.00 8 to 10 inches --------- Pole tax $ 45.00 5 to 8 inches --------- Privilege Tax $ 40.00 3 to 5 inches --------- Standard Tax $ 30.00 Anyone under 3 inches is entitled to a refund of 20 % and special relief as a handicapped person. Please do not ask for an extension. Those who exceed 12 inches will be liable for Capital Gains Tax. If you have any queries, please contact the nearest Income Tax office. Our staff will be only too willing to handle your problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 3 to 5 inches --------- Standard Tax $ 30.00 Anyone under 3 inches is entitled to a refund of 20 % and special relief as a handicapped person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 So can I park in front of the super market under the blue signs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 Azat jan mi qich el Campyuteri araj yete nstes iyo karror es:) KAm el yes yev Seaphan@ karror enq ognel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 40 % of the time it is hanging around unemployed,20 % of the time it is pissed off, 30 % of the time it is hard up and 10 % of the time it is in the hole.Where do they come up with these statistics? Those are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 ... Our staff will be only too willing to handle your problem. ..i bet!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armat Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 ..i bet!! What a charming girl you are!There is hope out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hye_Acher Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 Where do they come up with these statistics? Those are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off. Seap seems like you are having hard time believeing this? how would you put it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 how would you put it? eeeeeeeh ... I was REALLY affraid someone was going to ask Let's just say that although times are very very hard, the unemployment rates are really low. But I really really really don't think I want to go into any details of how I would "put it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted October 10, 2003 Report Share Posted October 10, 2003 eeeeeeeh ... I was REALLY affraid someone was going to ask Let's just say that although times are very very hard, the unemployment rates are really low. But I really really really don't think I want to go into any details of how I would "put it". i just could not help myself!!! can't resist the urge to say... ....there is always the unemployment "check"... which is of course somewhat proportionate to how much "you've been getting before the lay-off"...i'm just dying of laughter here!!!! :lol2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 10, 2003 Report Share Posted October 10, 2003 hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted October 10, 2003 Report Share Posted October 10, 2003 yes 'Bruin - quite funny...but makes me wonder ...if there are likely severe penalties for "premature payments" ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted October 10, 2003 Report Share Posted October 10, 2003 yes 'Bruin - quite funny...but makes me wonder ...if there are likely severe penalties for "premature payments" ... hey, i'm sure economically challenged times can "shrink" the amount and of course the "duration"... ..what the heck are we talking about anymore??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted October 10, 2003 Report Share Posted October 10, 2003 yes 'Bruin - quite funny...but makes me wonder ...if there are likely severe penalties for "premature payments" ... hey, i'm sure economically challenged times can "shrink" the amount and of course the "duration"... ..what the heck are we talking about anymore??? Don't really know..but I think we can all just hope for better (economic?) times...LOL...sounds to me that you are in need of/overdue for a "bull" market! ...I mean I can really feel for a gal whose had to put up with all these downturns, shrinkages, premature withdrawls and what not...LOL Yes, all quite taxing I think...that was it - was it not? Something about Poll/Pole (?) taxes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph parikian Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/clinton_devolution.jpg Who dose not believe in EVOLUTION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph parikian Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/clinton_baby.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 it's little willie!!! the source of all of the '98 scandal!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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