Boghos Posted August 30, 2003 Report Share Posted August 30, 2003 You Might Be From the South ® You Might be from the South if: The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People." You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!" You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.' You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. You go to your family reunion looking for a date. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines." You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. You take a six-pack cooler to church. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. One of your kids was born on a pool table. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard. Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos." Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted August 30, 2003 Report Share Posted August 30, 2003 Did you foget? He has never seen an airplane but knows his UFOs by their serial number. He sees them daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghos Posted September 1, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 Indeed ) . I am working on a project: Urban legends and the Armenian mind, let you know when something material is ready... ) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 Here Boghos as ordered http://razbirat.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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