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Azat

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I just want to know who told all these different companies that keep emailing me that I have a small penis?  Who told them?

 

azat jan it's the same people who told 'em about mine!! :huh: ...why can't they ever tell the truth? i mean really!!! if i got an e-mail with the subject "you big flirt, here's something just for you!" i'd be speechless and totally psyched!!! :o .... :lol: :lol:

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:P :P

Wow!!

What a relief!!

I thought I was the only and main target of that campaign, until, that is, I heard this self styled spambuster/commentator telling about his 9 year old daughter asking him; "Daddy, do I need a bigger penis?"

Yet again I kind of regret not having taken those offers up. Imagine, by now I could "reach out and touch someone" in Glans-dale. :):)

You see what you did?

Whoever said, "the bigger the better"??

 

If you don't know what "glans" is look it up.

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LOL! I get spam about this and advertising Omaha Steaks. I have not eaten meat in 30 years. I get spam about weight loss, yet have only 10% body fat and have almost no fat on my body. I go for slinky, elegant women and yet are getting spam to link up with "Farm Girls." There is no logic to this spam Azat, as you would be getting this spam even if you were the late bisexual porno star John Holmes.
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LOL! I get spam about this and advertising Omaha Steaks. I have not eaten meat in 30 years. I get spam about weight loss, yet have only 10% body fat and have almost no fat on my body. I go for slinky, elegant women and yet are getting spam to link up with "Farm Girls." There is no logic to this spam Azat, as you would be getting this spam even if you were the late bisexual porno star John Holmes.

I just can't get over the information density in that post!!! B) Not too many people can do that. :)

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Seaphan,

 

We technical writers are honed to do this through years of in-house training. As for my numerous typos in this forum, have uheard the saying that "shoemakers frequently have holes in their own shoes"?

No (yes)but we have heard;

Ataghtsagortsin du@ paranov e kakhyal.

The carpenter's door is hung by a string.

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azat jan it's the same people who told 'em about mine!! :huh: ...why can't they ever tell the truth? i mean really!!! if i got an e-mail with the subject "you big flirt, here's something just for you!" i'd be speechless and totally psyched!!! :o .... :lol: :lol:

What, Bruin a flirt? naaaaaaa :)

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