New Units Of Measurement

[Azat]

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement= 1 bananosecond

Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line.

453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

1012 Microphones = 1 megaphone

1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

100 rations = 1 C-ration

2 monograms = 1 diagram

1021 piccolos = 1 gigolo

1012 planes = 1 terraplane

3 dents = 1 trident

3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent

2 x 103 millenaries = 4 seminaries

10-5 dollars = 1 Millicent

1012 antellas = 1 tarantella

109 antics = 1 gigantic

102 tics = 1 hectic

10 aides = 1 decade

10-1 mal = 1 decimal

10-3 female sheep = 1 milieu

2 doctors = 1 paradox

100 Senators = Not 1 decision