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AFFLECK BUYS GEM-STUDDED LOO FOR J.LO

 

Ben Affleck has bought fiancee Jennifer Lopez a $105,000 gem-studded toilet seat.

The pop diva's new loo is encrusted with rubies, sapphires, pearls and a diamond.

 

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Star, "The stones are set inside the plastic, so Jennifer's behind won't get scratched."

 

Affleck, who is expected to marry his belle later this year, designed the seat himself.

 

He told a friend, "Jennifer is my princess and she deserves only the best -- even when it comes to toilets."

 

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That means "pain in the v****":):):)

chem haskanum ... pidi mi kitch el batsadres ... "pain in the vordegh"? He he he ... get it? vor-degh? ;) Cause I got it ;)

 

Interestingly enough, I was replying to some other post of yours at the exact same time you were replying to mine! It's amazing how the Universe is able to find balance. :D

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This has got to be a joke. Who in the right mind would do that?

 

If it is true, it makes me sick.

Azat gites inch hishetsi? Mi hiiiiiiiiin haykakan asatsvatsq (shat shat hin eli)

 

Ch@tesan patits kax

Tesan ... jaktits kax !!!

 

parz a che? :rolleyes:

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This has got to be a joke. Who in the right mind would do that?

 

If it is true, it makes me sick.

Makes you sick to want to to run to the bathroom?

The funny part is that JLo, in American J for john and in British loo mean the same.

Of course it is a joke and your the BUTT of the joke.

Sip,, du ches haskanum? Da mi VORogayt(trap) er. Du sharunakir, qez tagaVOR pit kargenq:):)

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