man Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell , or no life after death? " as he smiled smugly "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea" To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onjig Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 That's funny! Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onjig Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 (edited) It's still funny! Edited March 11, 2013 by onjig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 How about now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Oh by the way, have you heard the one about the Priest striking up a conversation with the little boy on the plane? It went pretty much the same way but in the end, the priest rapes the boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Oh by the way, have you heard the one about the Priest striking up a conversation with the little boy on the plane? It went pretty much the same way but in the end, the priest rapes the boy hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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