ara baliozian Posted August 12, 2001 Report Share Posted August 12, 2001 AN OFFER I CAN’T REFUSE**********************************Last week I was invited to join the Armenian Assembly with a coupon offering the first year membership free of charge. My cup will run over niagarally on the day I receive similar offers from the ARF, ADL and the AGBU. I suspect any day now, to revive their sagging membership, these organizations will send invitations with enclosed bribes, and even then they may have few takers unless there is food involved. A friend from Washington tells me, when one of these organizations (I no longer remember which) sent out invitations for a banquet honoring some big shot from Yerevan, there were so few takers (at $250.00 per plate, if memory serves) that they sent out another set of invitations free of charge; and sure enough they had a full house -- a glorified soup kitchen for fat-bellied, cigar-chomping, beer-guzzling starving Armenians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon Posted August 12, 2001 Report Share Posted August 12, 2001 Pari vayelum Ara jan,...hayrenasiragan moukheri volordnerum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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