Mi kich katak

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my choice:

E~H --- ASHKHA~RH --- ASHKHARH'

 

(HA'@)

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Aqlor (mtqi mej) - Tenas khasnem?

Dinozavr (mtqi mej) - Ho shat arag chem vazum?

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Another choice:

Vor brnel em...

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As the russians would say: ironia sudbi..(translated, Fate's irony--literal)

 

My own version: "Life: the biggest joke of all")

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"NU ZAYITS, NU PAGADZI!!!"

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Garo, why not to add another line - Sex- in the Member Profile's section, and see what the replies are going to be?

 

I remember an old joke regarding this question in the Application Forms issued by the US Justice Department through the Embassy of the USA in Moscow for those who wanted to immigrate to USA. The joke was that many Armenians used to answer to the question of Sex something like "Twice a week."

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Garo, why not to add another line - Sex- in the Member Profile's section, and see what the replies are going to be?

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MJ,
I'm afraid someone will understand that question like the above example with US Embassy and will post parts from Kamasutra in his/her profile

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Well, it may be not such a bad idea. Afterall, it may be of great educational value to our forum

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Re-post from one Armenian Guy

 

"SO-CALLED

 

The so-called "so-called Armenian Genocide resolution" passed the so-called American Congress' so-called International Relations Comittee.

 

A so-called Turkish member of the so-called Grand National Assemby was allowed to give a so-called explanation of the so-called "so-called Armenian Genocide".

 

His so-called speech did not impress the so-called congressmen and -women and they voted 24 to 11 to approve the so-called "so-called Armenian Genocide Resolution" for consideration by the so-called House of so-called Representatives.

 

Regards,

A so-called Armenian."

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[This message has been edited by Ararat (edited October 12, 2000).]

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[This message has been edited by MosJan (edited October 12, 2000).]

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Do you guys watch Chuko's "English lesson" program?

I think this is useful for those, who want to learn both Armenian and English.

Here is how he translated:

 

You drive me nuts = kshum es @nkuyzi vra

You're so cool = shat sar@n es

How are you doing man? = Vonts es anum?

I am doing well = Lav em anum.

Stay in touch, dude = dod, kpats mna

What's going on, man? = inch a gnum medj@, mard

Support = mechk

Father's sun = Papayi arev

Take a shower = shower stanal

Drug's head = Abovyani Purak (Plani glukh)

Slaughter you = Ke matagh

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And now try to guess how he translated these:

 

Let me die on your lever = ?

Homebuilder, do you buy hand? = ?

Will slap, so you will get carriage return = ?

What kind of good feelings do you burn? = ?

You are geting too much face = ?

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Here we go

 

Let me die on your lever = Jigyarid mernem

 

Homebuilder, do you buy hand? = Tnashen, dzer es arnum?

 

Will slap, so you will get carriage return = ksillem, ........ (what is a carriage return? hehehe)

 

What kind of good feelings do you burn? = inch kayfer es varum?

 

You are geting too much face = shat es eres arnum (haaaaaaaaaaa)

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