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Azat

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Harut was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman.

 

He could never find the item the customer wanted. Movses, the owner, had had about enough and warned Harut that the next sale he missed would be his last.

 

Just then Sip came in coughing and he asks Harut for their best cough syrup. Try as he might Harut could not find the cough syrup. Remembering Movses' warning he sold Sip a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once. Sip did as Harut said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.

 

Movses had seen the whole thing and came over to ask Harut what had transpired.

 

"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once" Harut explained.

 

"Ex-Lax won't cure a cough" Movses shouted angrily.

 

"Sure it will" Harut said, pointing at Sip leaning on the lamp post.

 

"Look at him. He's scared to death to cough."

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