Beer and Hormones

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>> Harvard medical scientists released the results of a recent >>analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. >> >> >> >> Men should take a serious look at their beer consumption. Their >>theory is that beer contains >> female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by >>drinking enough beer, men turn into women. >> >> >> >>To test the theory, 100 men were given 8 pints of beer each to >>consume within a one hour period. It was the observed that 100% of >>the test subjects: >> >> 1) gained weight >> 2) talked excessively without making sense >> 3) became overly emotional >> 4) couldn't drive >> 5) failed to think rationally >> 6) argued over nothing >> 7) had to sit down while urinating, and >> 8) refused to apologize when obviously wrong. >> >> No further testing was considered necessary.