Varduhi Posted November 19, 2002 Report Share Posted November 19, 2002 1. Once a John and his wife were sleeping in their bedroom. A thief breaks open in their house. The thief enters the bedroom and threatens to kill John and his wife. Thief : " Before I shoot you people, tell me your names." Wife : "My name is Elizabeth." Thief: " Oh! I can't shoot you, because my mother's name is Elizabeth." Sardarji : My name is John but my friends call me Elizabeth." 2. A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, ''What is 2+2?'' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ''4.'' Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ''4.0'' Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathememitician, ''What do you want it to be?'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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