Azat Posted March 13, 2003 Report Share Posted March 13, 2003 Ten Top Indicators that your Employer has changed to a cheaper HMO: 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from RotoRooter.6. The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An apple a day."5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network-charges" is not a typo.3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little M's on them.And the number 1 sign you've joined a cheap HMO:1. You ask for sorryyyyy; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted March 13, 2003 Report Share Posted March 13, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Azat:2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little M's on them.didn't come, or came? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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