Stormig Posted March 10, 2003 Report Share Posted March 10, 2003 A Chinese restaurant owner gets married - and his bride is a virgin.Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.On the wedding night, she hides naked under the bed sheets as her husbandundresses.He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:-"My dalling" he says, "I know dis yo filst time and you velly, vellyflighten. I plomise you, I give you anything you want, I do anything, justanything you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to soundexperienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for herrequest. She eventually replies shyly and unsure:-"I want... numba 69".More thoughtful silence, this time from him:-"You want... Beef wif Bloccoli?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted March 10, 2003 Report Share Posted March 10, 2003 Stormy,You get a baLely passing maLk of 69 fol dis egg foo yolk This post is stinkier than a Pu Pu Platter.My favorite is FLied Lice. Or, was it (sh)limp cock(tails)"?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 11, 2003 Report Share Posted March 11, 2003 My favorite is if someone does not know how to use the chopsticks and they ask for a fork they here this when the fork is delivered. "hea folk you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted March 11, 2003 Report Share Posted March 11, 2003 Yeah Azat, you're wiser than Confucius, then perhaps you can tell us why a "one ton" soup comes in a tiny bowl and weighs less than half a kilogram? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 11, 2003 Report Share Posted March 11, 2003 I am so glad that we Armenians do not have any shortcomings and language issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted March 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Arpa:(sh)limp cock(tails)Oh man, you're sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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