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Extreme Bumper Stickers


Azat

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5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

 

If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

 

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

 

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

 

Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

 

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

 

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

 

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that.

 

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.

 

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

 

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

 

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

 

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

 

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

 

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

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