Gender Identifications

[MJ]

WHAT GENDER ARE THEY?"

 

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

 

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

 

KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

 

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

 

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

 

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

 

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

 

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

 

WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.

 

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

 

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,

 

but it's useful to have around.

 

REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You'd think it'd be male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.