Arpa Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 Can we add to this?I am not guilty. I received this from a friend. For Armenian Speakers Only > >Q. What do you call a cold kiss? >A. Sarkis >Q. what do you call a horse from Melbourne? >A. MelbourneTzi >Q. what do you call a stupid president? >A. ABush >Q. What do you call an empty bus? >A. Busbarab. >Q. What do you call a ship that goes straight? >A. ShipShidag. >Q. What do you call a guy under power? >A. VarOoj. >Q. What do you call Kevork dancing? >A. BarKev. >Q. What do you call half a rose? >A. VartGes. >Q. What do you call a quiet cat? >A. Soosig Poosig. >Q. What do you call a skinny Japanese? >A. Nip Nihar. >Q. What would you call a windy ABBA concert? >A. ABBAhov. > >The new teacher talks to a 4 year old girl. >"What is your father's name ? >Panos. >What is your mother's name ? >Sonic. >And what is your name ? >PANASONIC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 ahahahahahahah soosig poosig ... that's a classic. Very funny stuff. I'll try to add when I find some free time and some inspiration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 what do you call a thick snackhastots. what's the name of Kamskygata how do you say "this and that"sauna how do you say "my horse was not needed"dispatcher (dzispecher for russian speakers) what do you call trouble-maker Buchcharbakh (community in Yerevan) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted February 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 How do you say force down?Zoravar How you say pants down???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hyebruin Posted February 20, 2003 Report Share Posted February 20, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Arpa:How do you say force down?Zoravar How you say pants down????????shal-var Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted February 20, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2003 quote:Originally posted by hyebruin: quote:Originally posted by Arpa:How do you say force down?Zoravar How you say pants down????????shal-var smilies/majorlaughter.gifVery good Bru!I did not even think of that.What I had in mind was Varti-Var. Vartiq?? Same as shalvar, all based on "varti"= to cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted May 16, 2003 Report Share Posted May 16, 2003 HAR8 = HaroutKomi10 = KomitasMa1Cone = MamikonX-TOUR = KhachatourVRMSHPH = Vramshapouh50 50 LITS = ...6U5 = shesh u beshE-BALA = e-commerce childJOHn 19:41 = Hovo-i pageri extensionESH-2-ESH = Abarantsi license plateMUASHNA = Gorisi u Kapanitsu license plate *new*BMW DAAAA = Baku license plate *new*NISSYAN = ...GAY STATUE = Gayi ardzan MassivumCHI TALIS = Nardi (backgammon) player's license plateCH'TAYOTA = ...WHY LQQK = inch es nayumL-E-O = Lav Eli Offff (abbreviation) *new*YXK = may be interpreted as Y2K or Yaaaaxk *new*RABIZ MS = Rabiz Em Es (or Rabiz Master of Science, or Miss Rabiz)NEW NORK = New NorkMMZ PPZ = Mmz PpzZ-KH = Za KhuliganstvoDUDE UK = DudukRHYE.COM = Raykom36 AND 6 = the difference between an aroused and a normal Armenian male (in inches)ME SUCK = Misak *new*THE G.G.L. = DE JIJILHOOD BOYZ = Koochi tgherks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted May 16, 2003 Report Share Posted May 16, 2003 CHI TALIS = nayats hamozoghi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted May 16, 2003 Report Share Posted May 16, 2003 some olds ones i remembered... "bartsradzayn kasem, vor yes ponchik em."--- Yaponchik "merats em, taghats chem."--- Lenin "inch linum a, zheshtin lini."--- Ashot Yerkat "kmasnaktsem tsankatsats trndezi."--- Jordano Bruno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted June 26, 2003 Report Share Posted June 26, 2003 what do you call the parking lot of an Armenian church? park - astsoodzoh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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