Azat Posted September 18, 2002 Report Share Posted September 18, 2002 One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two pathetic men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate, and asked, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have no money for food," the first man replied. "Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer. "But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here." "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. "But how 'bout my friend?" The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "You come with us, too." "But, sir," said the friend, "I got a wife and six kids!" "Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the poor fellowssays: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted September 22, 2002 Report Share Posted September 22, 2002 ....Btw, they were poor Mexican emigrants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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