Azat Posted November 10, 2001 Report Share Posted November 10, 2001 An old lady was rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life...when all of a sudden, a fairy-godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes... "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess that I would like to be rich." ***POOF***her rocking chair turns to solid gold! "And, gee, I guess that I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess." ***POOF***she turns into a beautiful young woman! "Your third wish?" asked the fairy-godmother. Just then, the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh, can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. ***POOF***there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine! She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch to her. Then he passionately takes her in his strong arms, bends close, and whispers in her ear... "Now, aren't you sorry you had me neutered?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazza Posted November 11, 2001 Report Share Posted November 11, 2001 OOOOH NOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon Posted November 11, 2001 Report Share Posted November 11, 2001 O--O-O-O-O-O-O-O-KH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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