Azat Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big John and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 Azat you never cease to amaze us!!! have you contemplated 'stand-up comedy?' little(uhhhhh, i mean big!) john and the twins...oh, my goodness!!! where do you come up with this stuff? What is YOUR iNSpIr@tIoN???? i wonder how you would translate that part in armenian? "medtz hovohn yev havadareehm zuygehreh!" ....nah! "medtz hovohn yev haavehsov d'ehgherkeh!" (that was partially Tata channeling through me!) and you thought i only post in english ~~~~ahhh, so many talents, so little...time to discover 'em all~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
564312 Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 Azat and Hyebruin ok anothe joke question: Why men become smarter when having sex?Answer: Because they are plugged into a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted January 31, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 hyebruin,"medtz hovohn yev havadareehm zuygehreh!" ....nah! "medtz hovohn yev haavehsov d'ehgherkeh!" HAHAHA that was a good one. Cracked me up. Hey quick question. Are the UCLA students going to do something about the bad internet conditions at UCLA? It is absurd that they only allow you guys(Sip and you) to post on the net after 3 AM) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Razor'sEdge:What's the difference between a battery and a woman?The battery (which never dies but reaches equilibrium) plugs up you but the woman doesn't want a punk like some we know :hinthint: to plug her or even come 10 miles within her - she'd rather die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Razor'sEdge:What's the difference between a battery and a woman?I'd rather have sex with the woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Azat:...Hey quick question. Are the UCLA students going to do something about the bad internet conditions at UCLA? It is absurd that they only allow you guys(Sip and you) to post on the net after 3 AM) [new york accent]I got your bad internet connection RIGHT OVER HERE![/new york accent] Bruin has recently become a "techno" geek and she doesn't even know it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 No you D@#khole, the battery has a positive side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Razor'sEdge:No you D@#khole, the battery has a positive side.Hahahahahaah ... so you prefer the battery? Have fun dude! Don't forget KY Jelly Cause it may hurt considering how up-tight you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Sip: quote:Originally posted by Razor'sEdge:No you D@#khole, the battery has a positive side.Hahahahahaah ... so you prefer the battery? Have fun dude! Don't forget KY Jelly smilies/lol.gif Cause it may hurt considering how up-tight you are.Allllllll riiiiiight Sip! That was pretty darn good! like my original theory: Dumped and ain't getting any!!!! ....... ~~~~by the way razor blade ! ain't afraid of your sharp edge....(even if you had one!) maybe someone should tell ya...if you're going online to "meet chicks" ...dude, you're doing everything you possibly can to drive them away...faaaaster than a speeeeeding bullet!~~~~hey Sip,! so how do you figure I became a computer 'geek?' ...hmmmmm, I still have issues with Excell and I just hate those bulletheads in Word....aaahhh, all this 'technonightmare'...when will i wake? when will i wake???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 here's another one!What's sexy about a 'computer guy?' He KNOWS!!! how to download a woman's hard drive!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 "commercial" for COLGATE anticavity, antigingivitis: with colgate----> without colgate----> colgate in west l.a.!!!----> what you/or someone else!! will do to you after YOU use colgate!----> (I should have gone into marketing!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 quote:Originally posted by hyebruin:here's another one!What's sexy about a 'computer guy?' He KNOWS!!! how to download a woman's hard drive!! smilies/smokin.gif......AND how to UPLOAD his own!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 quote:Originally posted by hyebruin:~~~~hey Sip,! so how do you figure I became a computer 'geek?'...|......|......|......V... quote:Originally posted by hyebruin:here's another one!What's sexy about a 'computer guy?' He KNOWS!!! how to download a woman's hard drive!! I rest my case. Hey, but what's this about west la? I thought that was for Frisco. This is colgage in west la -> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 No hyedrain, unlike your desparate ass, I'm not looking for chics online, I'm just here to piss you off. And so far I have been mighty successful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Razor'sEdge:No hyedrain, unlike your desparate ass, I'm not looking for chics online ...Hey, she may be slowly becoming a computer geek but I doubt she is that desparate for chicks yet [ January 31, 2003, 08:48 PM: Message edited by: Sip ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THOTH Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 Look here Razors Edge - you are obviously here for no good purpose but to attempt to be witty (to yourself) - well you have failed - the joke is you. You must enjoy that we laugh at you and (correctly) think you stupid. Look - we are OK with gay men here - no problem - not an issue - its gay men like you who hate women so - you have no place here. Were you teased by gals growing up? Was it just because of your repulsive looks or was it only after you opened your mouth? Please do yourself and us a favor and take yourself and your inferiority complexes, your KY jelly and your batteries, and whatever other weird thing you need to get off on and take a big hike. Go to somewhere where you might be appreciated. I can't at the moment think of where that might possibly be - abnd I can imagine that you don't get out much - but maybe you can save up and get that sex change operation or enlargement procedure or whatever it is you need to boost your self confidence. I pity you - I really do. So utterly without a clue. But I must say - you are so very far removed from being a mature, intelligent human being that I fail to understand where you get off putting down others in any way. Are you Turkish BTW? Just curious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 can't you see that the more you respond him the more excited he gets. can't you just ignore him for a while? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Harut:... can't you just ignore him for a while?Ignore who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 What's the difference between a battery and a woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Harut:can't you see that the more you respond him the more excited he gets. can't you just ignore him for a while?I'm with Harut on this one! let's leave the loser alone and he will eventually disappear! (what a waste if he IS armenian!) ahhh too bad! ~~~like your analysis, Thoth! sounds scaringly reasonable! possible! definitely probable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 Hey, she may be slowly becoming a computer geek but I doubt she is that desparate for chicks yet smilies/lol.gif[/QB] Thanks(sort of !) Sip! If you hadn't rescured me I would have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 quote:Originally posted by THOTH:Are you Turkish BTW? Just curious...Old story, but I woulda said Croatian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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