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Harut

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My 3 favorites

 

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

--W.C. Fields

 

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

--Mark Twain

 

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

--Twain again

 

Kazza and I had another thread that had many quotes. I will try to find it.

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