Stormig Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 An airplane was about to crash; there were five passengers on board but only four parachutes. The first passenger said: " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die...." So he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said: "I'm the wife of the former president of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman in the world and I am a New York Senator and a potential future president." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm the President of the United States of America, I've a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation, and above all I'm the cleverest President in American history, so America won't let me die." So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy: "I'm old and frail and I don't have many years left. As a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The boy said: "It's OK, there's still a parachute left for you. America's cleverest President has taken my schoolbag." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboyan Posted January 24, 2003 Report Share Posted January 24, 2003 that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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