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DIVORCED BARBIE


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A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

 

In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "

 

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?"

 

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "

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hmmm, let me do some analysis.

 

i'm priceless because i'm not for sale.

 

a regular dragon costs $1.50 in stores.

 

hmm, either there is some kind of contradition or you meant something esle.

 

like more than dragon but less than godzilla.

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