Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing

[Azat]

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.

 

(1) The woman goes to the store.

(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.

(4) The man places the meat on the grill.

(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

(10)The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

 

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

[Anahid Takouhi]

Gettse feminismu!

[Harut]

chenk yepum, djgoh ek.

yepum enk, eli djgoh ek.

[Anahid Takouhi]

Yes koh gullam yete tun yepes yes oudem

[Harut]

"mardu srti jampan stamoksov e antsnum.

knoch srti jampan akanjnerov."

 

so, better keep cooking.

and i'll make some nice commpliments about you.

 

now, get to the work.

[Anahid Takouhi]

This is dolma taste it please,

I made it now for you my king

[Harut]

they taste incredibally wonderful.

you are the best cook i've ever met.

you make best of the best tolmas in whole world.

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this is working. don't you think so?

[Anahid Takouhi]

& anoush lini

I can make lots of things better