wh00t Posted May 23, 2002 Report Share Posted May 23, 2002 I'm really sorry if I offend any Turkish people reading this, but it was too funny not to share (I would've posted if the guy was Armenian too ) --- http://www.thesun.co.uk/thumbnail/0,,2002191058,00.jpg Sex act perv does a runner in just his green boxer shorts By JAMIE PYATT A COOK spotted carrying out a sex act on a pony ran home without his clothes — then rang police to say he’d been mugged, a court heard yesterday. Married Tuncay Ozcan, 24, was caught by a dog walker who returned to his car and switched on the lights — to see the pervert pleasuring himself with one hand while assaulting the pony with the other. Startled Ozcan fled in panic, leaving behind a pile of clothing. It included a jacket containing his wallet and identification. He arrived home wearing only green boxer shorts and told his shocked wife he had been attacked. To back up his story, he rang 999 and claimed three men had demanded money as he returned from a nightclub. Prosecutor Richard Wilcox said: “In order to be able to get away more quickly he said he had taken off all his clothes and run home.” Disbelieving officers linked him to his crime through DNA tests. And yesterday a court heard the night of shame had humiliated him and wrecked his marriage. Ozcan, who works in a fish and chip shop, struck on common ground on which horses are grazed in Southampton. He hung his head in shame as the city’s Crown Court heard the three-year-old Welsh pony called Rose was good natured before that attack, but was now “nervous and skittish”. Mr Wilcox then described how the dog walker was “extremely shocked” when he turned on his lights and saw Ozcan. http://www.thesun.co.uk/thumbnail/0,,2002191060,00.jpg Perv's target ... pony like this, its identity protected Mr Wilcox said: “Rose was tightly tethered to a tree with only two feet of slack. Standing at the back of the horse was Ozcan wearing only a pair of green boxers. “Ozcan then took flight and ran off over the grass field leading to nearby tower blocks. “The witness noticed a pile of clothes on the ground at the back of the horse. He flagged down a police car. In an abandoned jacket was a wallet with identification belonging to Ozcan. Simulatenously police took a call from Ozcan saying he had been attacked.” David Jenkins, defending, said Ozcan had become “close” to horses during his Turkish upbringing and liked to ride them in the field. Mr Jenkins added: “These matters are highly embarrassing. “As a result his marriage has broken down. He apologises and says it won’t happen again.” Ozcan admitted outraging public decency and was given a 12-month community rehabilitation order. Judge David L Griffiths told him: “I still do not know why you behaved in this way. Obviously drink played its part but there may well be, indeed probably is, some underlying problem.” Ozcan refused to comment. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-20021...2191799,00.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazza Posted May 24, 2002 Report Share Posted May 24, 2002 Theyre both pretty gorgeous, they make a good couple! Doesn't matter that they are different species or anything...Love will conquer all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul bunyan Posted May 24, 2002 Report Share Posted May 24, 2002 I'm glad they put that sodomite turk's picture in the paper. perhaps the turks will make him "turk of the year" ormaybe they'll make him prime minister ofsatanic nation!from committing the first genocide/abomination to pony raping! these are the kind of people Americans give multi~millions of the taxpayer$ dollars to.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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